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Offline New History lovers

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #75 on: June 20, 2007, 04:38:48 PM »
Sword production reaches an all-time modern day high for the influx of new Marines.

Everyone must swear loyalty to Vladimir Putin!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #76 on: June 20, 2007, 04:41:05 PM »
The sale of Vodka goes through the roof and is surpassed only by the increase in government corruption.

All cars are to be replaced with rickshaws
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #77 on: June 20, 2007, 04:42:54 PM »
All non-Americans are in utter confusion as to what a "rickshaw" is.

Microsoft replaces the UN as the World Government.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #78 on: June 20, 2007, 04:46:27 PM »
Quote from: New History lovers on June 20, 2007, 04:42:54 PM
All non-Americans are in utter confusion as to what a "rickshaw" is.

Microsoft replaces the UN as the World Government.

Does this include the Chinese?

People are confused since the UN isn't actually a government, but when microsoft takes over it crashes and hackers have a far easier time taking over the world. People are forced to upgrade to Governance Vista or they no longer receive updates to social services

Clothing is banned
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #79 on: June 26, 2007, 10:56:24 PM »
People ask, "Hasn't this already happened quite a few times before"?

Don't Stop Believin' becomes the new national anthem.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2007, 03:11:15 AM »
80's big hair and mullets become all the rage again.  And the US alters the constitution so they can re-elect Bush for a third term.

In order to prevent students from sneaking a weapon into school, everything that can conceal them are banned; including but not limited to bookbags, pencil boxes, purses, clothing with pockets, baggy clothing, big hair, afros, hats, coats, shoes other than flip-flips, and binders.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #81 on: June 27, 2007, 11:19:25 AM »
Inventive students create weapons that can be concealed under the skin.

Everyone must blink at intervals of exactly five seconds.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #82 on: June 27, 2007, 07:48:49 PM »
Every five seconds the sound of the worlds collective blink can be heard. Those who blink out of turn are given a time machine so they can get in tune with the rest.

To be legally sold all alcohol must be at least 15%/vol.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #83 on: June 27, 2007, 10:10:55 PM »
Bars go out of prdutiion bevcause beers dont a have good enough kick to it.

The Imperial Guard is now real
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #84 on: June 27, 2007, 10:23:08 PM »
^ They can make stronger beers... and bars don't produce, they distribute

The imperial guard goes from non-existence to existence, not much else changes

No movies made after 1989 can be shown anymore

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #85 on: June 27, 2007, 10:30:18 PM »
Mad Max/ Star Wars and a lot of movies that are loved by everybody disappears and riots spring up every day.

Everybody must be able to dance at least 1 dance

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #86 on: June 28, 2007, 04:12:45 PM »
Far too many people learn the hokey pokey and only the hokey pokey. Dance halls go out of business within the week.

Vwls r bnnd
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #87 on: June 28, 2007, 04:25:34 PM »
the british suddenly shoot from the worst linguists to the best as we oftn dn't use vowels in txtin

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #88 on: June 28, 2007, 07:45:56 PM »
Orris goes insane from all the *ahem* he has

You have to spend 100 years in the Miltary
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Offline New History lovers

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #89 on: June 29, 2007, 02:19:45 AM »
The Military goes killing anyone not part of it.

Everyone must abandon Earth and join a faction in the game "Freelancer"
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