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Offline Tacolicious

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Stupid Laws
« on: May 12, 2007, 01:53:56 AM »
Make up a stupid law and the next person posts the result

Everyone is now legally required to befriend at least one person named Jimbo

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2007, 02:06:03 AM »
Everyone just calls one of their friends Jimbo.

Abortion is illegal.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2007, 02:07:19 AM »
done but the entire next generation is retarded and useless.

every time someone swears you must sing.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2007, 02:18:05 AM »
the world is full of joy, street musicals are fashion.

you must kill your mother if she haves sex with another man than her husband.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2007, 02:20:48 AM »
women everywhere become very concerned about their children finding out about their various affairs.

marijuana is free and mandatory.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2007, 02:22:12 AM »
Half eaten cupcakes are everywhere, we're all out of paper clips and the curtains smell like "Dube"

All windows are now to be made of plastic wrap
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2007, 02:23:30 AM »
birds oftenly invade home privacy.

you must not have sex, ever!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2007, 02:28:45 AM »
We go extinct because no new babies are born and people chronically masturbate

You must give change to the homeless if they ask for it
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2007, 02:43:36 AM »
Newest profession, known as homeless, is creating rich people all over the world.

you must have a religion.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2007, 02:48:50 AM »
Everyone become "Slacktarian" which has only one holy commandment. Sit around on your ass all day watching TV. As a result nothing gets done but TV ratings reach new highs.

Clothing is banned
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2007, 02:56:49 AM »
i get hassled even more by ugly sweaty men. but picking up chicks is easier.

all drinks must contain heavy amounts of LSD.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2007, 04:52:56 AM »
people die of dehydration

you cannot speak, ever!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2007, 08:47:27 AM »
people everywhere figure out a universal sign language and peace reigns over earth.

a one month term on dating and marriage etc.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2007, 06:23:38 PM »
A national month-by-month dating service becomes bigger than google

Chimps get the vote
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2007, 07:37:21 PM »
Everything stays exactly the same.

It is illegal to go outside without wearing at least two hats.
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