Taijitu
Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: Varkour on January 10, 2007, 05:39:12 PM
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Can we introduce some Sport competitions?
Like a Champions League with 1 or 2 teams from every country?
Football (soccer), Hockey, Basketball etc...
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Dunno. Feniexia have a very good fencing (fleuret) team.
EDIT: We have a upcoming baseball league too.
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Varkourians are excellent swimmers ;)
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we have a lovely gymnastics team.
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Bustians LOVE street racing since we have no traffic laws whasoever.
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the Cruithnian people find Clanger racing very entertaining. However football is played on one of its smaller moons as is cricket.
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The people of Daimiaena are renowned midget throwers and cow topplers....
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I forgot to say we have a great lin in highland games, haggis chickiing a speciallity
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oooohhhh cow tipping.
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Actually it's cow toppling....why on earth would you tip a cow....unless of course the service was very good...
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tip it over.... topping? Are you getting on top of it?
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lol...
What about Cow-Hurling??!!
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Hurling is difficult enough a game for humans to play....trying to train Cows....actually....that's not a bad idea.....
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at this time of year we could try cow curling by flinging them accross the ice and see who gets their cow nearest the sheep :D
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But isn't all this cow stuff animal cruelty? :P
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Cow tipping can actually kill them from their weight crushing themseleves if suddenly tipped.
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Well if u got loads cows, just use them ;)
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like, just do it.
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indeed
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werd man.
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You saying I'm weird????
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werd...aka word...aka I agree.....man....aka dude....
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my Nation is good at riflery and has a good basket ball team
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Soz Bustos... :)
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Hanzac...
Bet my soccer team can beat yours ;);)
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Soccer is luckily unknown in Feniexia.
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Whys that lucky?!
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I don´t like soccer very much^^
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O rite.. u like sports at all?
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The Democratic States of America will PWN you all in baseketball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseketball) ;D
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We'll kick anyone's ass in football (soccer).
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No way man.... ;);)
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What about a Tour de Taijitu?! (its a bicycle race)
A race across the harsh plains and up steep mountains?! :P
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I'll beat all of your asses in American Football.
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Talmänner are excellent fencers. They also enjoy rock climbing. The biggest event recently, though, was the XV Bergenhafen Yacht Races.
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Dunno. Feniexia have a very good fencing (fleuret) team.
EDIT: We have a upcoming baseball league too.
Hmm.. Who would win????
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We for sure!
Edit: In fencing.
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You have to arrange a match then :P
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we rule in Tachtli!
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No, Myrorians rock in fencing. It's just our type of sport.
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I say we hold a fencing tournament!! 8) Who offers to hold it? (Talstadt cannot, we are in the middle of civil war.)
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what no one else plays Tachtli?
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Ryazanians excel at riflery and swordsmanship.
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You can hold a fencing match in Varkour if you want... :D
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Fencing?! Meh. Who brings a sword to a gun fight?
Myrorian: "EN GARDE!"
Bustian: *BANG!*
Bustian: "Two men enter, One man leaves!"
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what no one else plays Tachtli?
Well yeah...but modesty precludes my people from proclaiming their true mastery of the game.....
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meh, Bustos...
It's just that it takes more skill to win a sword fight than a gunfight. Your people are just too lazy to learn to master swordplay. aka. We're just better than you ;D
I wouldn't mind, Varkour. If everybody agrees, we can hold the tournament there. :)
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I'll send a team of the finest fencers from Daimiaena.....
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Bustians arrive at the fencing match. Better, eh?
RAT-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA!!!
They are better...and "wholey" too. MWAHWHAHWAHhAA
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Bustian at a fencing match...?
*ponders a fencing match with a Bustian*
(match) Go! *buzzer* Talmänner wins.
Though that reminds me to remind Varkour to put a metal detecter there so we DON'T have guns.
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Yeah...my people build the best fences in NS.....
Oh...not that type of fencing....doh!!!
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;D
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wouldnt the metal detectors go off when people bring their swords?
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at the airport?? It doesnt matter if youre on a fencing team i think
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it doesn't matter... a solution: just turn away all Bustians at the event
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Afraid of losing? It has to be a fair match :P
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We'll send a fencing team, our cases for swords will have automatic rifles in easy to assemble pieces. ;D
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NO GUNS ::)
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Sure. ;)
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the king of shagras is an excellent breakdancer and shuffleborder
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the king of shagras is an excellent breakdancer and shuffleborder
whats shuffleborder?
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It's this crazy little game that people play where they have a stick with a 'U' shape on the end, and they use that 'U' shape to push a round disc (something to the effect of a hocky puck) over a smooth length (people sometimes play on fancy boats and stuff because the deck's so smooth) and wherever the disc lands is worth however many points. It's that kind of thing. :)
It's a most interesting game, but Hervoniums are quite notorious for their Tennis and Soccer players; Tennis being their forte.
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i see. sounds like a boring game
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yes. normally shuffelboard is played by the elderly and the English (yawn)
however, when i stated the king is a good dancer as well, i meant to say he break dances while he shuffelboards-difficult for most humanoids, but our king is a GIANT TURTLE! he can spin on his back quite easily...but he needs help to flip himself right side up afterwards. :P
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Shuffleboarding *snore*
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*jumps in and scores an awesome goal using a huge bamboo-stick and a turtle-shell as ball* Yayyyyyy! 1-0 or something! what the heck are we playin'?
[edit: poor spelling caused by immense effort - status: corrected]
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Well who wants to part of a football(soccer) league???
we can also do other sports eg. baseball, basketball, handball, shuffleboard :P
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martial arts, we must have martial arts!
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/me does a run through all of the assorted players, ball at his feet. He charges through the defence, turns, flicks the ball and hits a soaring left foot volley into the top right hand corner. The keeper dives and doesn't quite manage to get a touch...
(A little commentary of a goal I scored earlier) :P
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Ok, welcome to todays match. The sun is shining and everyones has been looking forward to this all year. The two teams are on the pitch, Varkour in yellow and black, and Casifo in red and blue. Varkour to kick off.
The ref blows his whistle... Avant passes the ball to Liberien, he smashes the ball upfield! ITS GONE IN! GOAL!!!!!!!!!! GOAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!! 1-0!!!!
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*Bustian fencers secretly assemble their smuggled gun parts*
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*takes out a Casifo (cool name!) player using a Mauser 8x57 sniper-rifle* Biathlon was always one of my favourites! The caliber might be a liitle too much though...oh well *Jumps up and leaves on his skies*
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*then put on multi-optic visors*
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Daimiaena reserve XI turn up with some rather heavy looking sports bags.....
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uichi ryans are exceptional at martial arts.
mugog, akido, uichi ryu, jit kun do and xiao lin are all native uichi ryan styles.
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Fencing is a childrens game. Meat cleavers help to spice it up.
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Say that to the sabre fencers and get slashed to pieces^^
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*Bustians start firing their auotmatic weapons at the opposing teams*
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tut tut
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Talmänner run, screaming, "Läuf weiter! Läuf weiter!" (Run away! Run away!)
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*The Daimiaena team begin assembling the rocket launchers they brought with them*
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New meaning to penalty shootout huh? :P
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*RAT-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA*
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uichi ryans start selling coffee and cigarettes
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*The PoDian athletes stop by the uichi ryan stand for some mocca and havanas and afterwards start running the marathon* :o ( I forgot to mention they posses hybrid organic-robotic lungs and the ones who don't are gravely suicidal) :P
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*stops killing spree for some coffe and cigars*
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* a drunk jawelin-thrower stumbles and kills a duck* sniff! sniff! :'(
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A Bustian runs over to the duck. "I SHALL AVENGE YOU!" *snipes drunken thrower*
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Daimiaena's reserve XI start firing rocket lauchers randomly at other teams and the spectators....
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*Bustians join XI*
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*Daimiaens avoid shooting any ducks....but manage to blow up Varkourian Goalposts....*
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*Bustians lay down covering fire*
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Annabian all-star Bruce McGraw comes in and is met with applause
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Eleven rockets simultaneously part Anabian all-star Bruce McGraw's hair in a totally new way....
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Then he flips out and scores 20 goals in a row!
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Goals? Where? Dai's men blew up the goal posts.
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"So fellas...are we actually on any team?"
"Nope"
"Lets just beat the crap out of those dudes with the guns"
"Hooray!"
"You attack em, an ill go and buy some coffee and victory cigars..."
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*mows down incoming random people*
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*lays down some fairly accurate morter effect firing on anyone who reaches within 200 yards*
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"Heya guys, there out of coffee but there's plenty of ciga...ah crap"
*dives behind some crates*
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"We need someone to get Oranges for half time....any volunteers???"
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*through inaction, accomplishes all*
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"Don't shoot! I have lots of cigars! There exactly what you athletes need!"
*Gets shot in the leg by Bustians*
"Ah screw!"
*Gets shot in the other leg by Daimiaens"
"Aaaaghhhhhh"
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An Evermorian Chinook helicopter pilot accidentally crashes into the Bustian and Daimean firing line...
"Jesus Lord Almighty! I knew i should've read the manual... Is this where the fencing match is?" Holds up greatsword and looks around innocently.
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Through the expert training and skill a GHOST among the firing line was able to withdraw before the crash.
He pops up behind the Evermorian pilot and snaps his neck with a quick twist of his head to the right. His body drops instantly.
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The Evermorian fencer is now dead. At home people cry and then get over it... we didnt like that guy anyway.
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The Ghost uses the crashed Chinook as cover to continue the engagement.
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"Yo! Ghost dude, a little help?"
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Lifts the tea tray, and reveals victory.
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Luckily the substitutes from the Daimiaena team had been sent to get oranges.....
*Subs return with a crate of oranges....."We haven't missed half-time have we......Oh crap...our team are all dead....guess it's up to us then...." They then lock and load their AK-47s and start blasting away at anything that is still moving....*
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Ghost runs and does a roll up next to T-man to lend a helping hand.
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*a hanzac guy walks in*
cool,a fight.
*pulls out 2 ak-47s*
"YEEEEEEEEE HAW!"
*kills everyone but ghost*
"let me buy ya a drink gohost"
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*looks around at all the dead people*
"Hmm, sure!"
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cool!
*buys ghost a drink*
Cheers!
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random uichi ryan chick walks in....
"hey you look like you could use a smoke buddy."
she then pulls out a pack of uichi ryan cigarellos and hands one to the ghost.
"you kind of remind me of my old boss..."
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Oi! can i some?
*eying the random uichi ryan chick*
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*random streaker walks in, takes a cigar lights it, then sets up a sunbed to get a tan*
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O:-)
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*Blasts Stekers face off with a shootie*
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national sport is mornington crescent
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our Nationl Sport is Basketball.......
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*throws Veramark in a basket* :P
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*guns down ^*
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*the referee shows V. a red card* Fault! Veramark had no skies on! :D
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*Shoots Refg head off and cuts his arms off*
HOW HAS THE RED CARD NOW?
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:-\ *eliminates V. for exaggerated use of violent behavior*
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Takes out golf clubs and beats ^ senselessly with it.
"Don't you guys ever die?!"
Then takes out very large claymore and cuts off V.s head.
"hehehe... I win."
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*Becomes a Zomibe and Eats ^ face off*
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uh-uh, man... I got a bit of holy water for that...
*sprays ^s face with holy water, which causes him to disintigrate*
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"I'm melting!"
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"silly zombie holywater dousn't affect zombies!"/me shoots Zombie V. in the head
"but bullets in the brain affect them plenty. bitch what!"
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*removes golf clubs from ass and delivers a devastating blow with a curling stick which pulverizes Talmann's kneecaps*.*than starts purring alongside Pur* ;)
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*wakres up from Coma*
"YEY! You killed my evil twin Bro!"
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"good now who wants to play poker?"
"c'mon its a sport."
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*Summons a poker table and sits down*
"palce youre wager..."
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alright... my kind of sport... I'll play. ante size $5 (not Tai... I don't want to lose my Tai... if we use Tai, Bustos win.)
First hand:
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"i'll wager 10 forbidden knowleges."
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"I'll see your ten and raise you the Collected works of Rashagan."
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Didnt my team kill everyone?
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Could be, but since when has death stopped anyone?
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Cuz I won.
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Bustos must be a priest.
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Just a winner.
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Do we have Curling in the arctic regions?
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Is pool considered a sport?
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Panda tipping is Algerianbania's national pastime. But we also have a very good chess, and football (or soccer) team.
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I'm an old hat at panda tipping
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If you have ever tipped an Algerianbanian panda, I will give you my old hat.
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All I get for my hard work is an old hat... geesh.... you could spend $10 and atleast buy me a new hat...
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Yes I admit it is hard work, but you get a hat.
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Sweet... does it say "#1 Panda tipper"?
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No "I successfully braved the minefield, 400 armed guards and a most beautiful lass to tip an Algerianbanian panda."
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Gonna need a top hat to fit that all on there
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You thought it was a baseball hat? If you are an expert Algerianbanian panda tipper, then you should know that you only panda-tip with a top hat.
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I actually thought it was going to be one of those Napoleon style hats... I'm used to the Xtreme Panda tipping which requires the panda to be tipped in the nude, wearing only a sprig of bamboo
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That's illegal in most provinces of Algerianbania, all expect Nikin.
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That's probably why Nikin is the home of the Xtreme Panada Tipping Leauge (XPTL)
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Exactly. Man you people know my country.
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We are good global citizens just trying to learn about the outer world O:-)
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Any nations still have dwarf tossing as an official sport?
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Ask Ran, he discriminates.
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How about we play Madden?
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Or Quad joust!
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Or compete in Taijituan Gladiators!
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*Taco sharpens his blade*
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*Revis up a chainsaw*
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That must be painful for poor Revis, whoever he is.
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moment of slient for that man
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we rule in Tachtli!
We will challenge you.
Running, swimming and jumping are sports common in Terrangar.
Together with Tachtli of course which is the main sport. ;D
Sailing races are also known but don't get much attention.