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Author Topic: Sport in Taijitu  (Read 5526 times)

Offline Daimiaen

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #90 on: January 31, 2007, 12:27:10 AM »
*Daimiaens avoid shooting any ducks....but manage to blow up Varkourian Goalposts....*
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Offline Bustos

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #91 on: January 31, 2007, 12:28:34 AM »
*Bustians lay down covering fire*
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Offline Annabe

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #92 on: January 31, 2007, 12:54:23 AM »
Annabian all-star Bruce McGraw comes in and is met with applause

Offline Daimiaen

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #93 on: January 31, 2007, 01:26:19 AM »
Eleven rockets simultaneously part Anabian all-star Bruce McGraw's hair in a totally new way....
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Offline Annabe

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #94 on: January 31, 2007, 02:09:52 AM »
Then he flips out and scores 20 goals in a row!

Offline Bustos

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #95 on: January 31, 2007, 04:08:59 AM »
Goals?  Where?  Dai's men blew up the goal posts.
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #96 on: January 31, 2007, 08:16:01 PM »
"So fellas...are we actually on any team?"
"Nope"
"Lets just beat the crap out of those dudes with the guns"
"Hooray!"
"You attack em, an ill go and buy some coffee and victory cigars..."
"What do we want!"
"A better education system!"
"When do we want it?"
"A better education system!"
"Yay!"

Offline Bustos

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #97 on: February 01, 2007, 12:53:08 AM »
*mows down incoming random people*
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #98 on: February 01, 2007, 02:39:29 AM »
*lays down some fairly accurate morter effect firing on anyone who reaches within 200 yards*
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #99 on: February 01, 2007, 06:29:12 PM »
"Heya guys, there out of coffee but there's plenty of ciga...ah crap"
*dives behind some crates*
"What do we want!"
"A better education system!"
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"A better education system!"
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #100 on: February 02, 2007, 03:56:29 PM »
"We need someone to get Oranges for half time....any volunteers???"
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Offline The Master

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #101 on: February 02, 2007, 11:34:42 PM »
*through inaction, accomplishes all*
"Kill, Kill!"


Offline Tarrotown

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #102 on: February 03, 2007, 05:08:30 PM »
"Don't shoot! I have lots of cigars! There exactly what you athletes need!"
*Gets shot in the leg by Bustians*
"Ah screw!"
*Gets shot in the other leg by Daimiaens"
"Aaaaghhhhhh"
"What do we want!"
"A better education system!"
"When do we want it?"
"A better education system!"
"Yay!"

Offline High Evermore

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #103 on: February 03, 2007, 07:12:21 PM »
An Evermorian Chinook helicopter pilot accidentally crashes into the Bustian and Daimean firing line...

"Jesus Lord Almighty! I knew i should've read the manual... Is this where the fencing match is?" Holds up greatsword and looks around innocently.

Offline Bustos

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Re: Sport in Taijitu
« Reply #104 on: February 03, 2007, 07:30:41 PM »
Through the expert training and skill a GHOST among the firing line was able to withdraw before the crash.

He pops up behind the Evermorian pilot and snaps his neck with a quick twist of his head to the right.  His body drops instantly.
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