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Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: New History lovers on April 25, 2007, 06:10:00 PM

Title: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Post by: New History lovers on April 25, 2007, 06:10:00 PM: I've never tried this as a forum game before, but lets see how it works out:

Monty Python's Flying Circus.

In this, we all must put together "sketches" for Monty Python's Flying Circus. Each person takes a character in a random sketch, and they must make up their lines as they go along. Whoever decides to be a character in the sketch, its first come first serve, so just choose what character you want when you jump in.

First: The Fourth Spanish Inquisition.
Setting: An Israeli jail.
In order of appearance -

A Mossad Officer
A Palestinian militant.
Cardinal Ximenez
Cardinal Biggles
Cardinal Fang

The beginning:

Mossad Officer: Now, tell us where the militant leader is hiding, or else, I'll cut your balls off!
Militant: I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

((I am Ximenez only from hereonout.))

Ximenez: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

((Alright, now jump on in!))
Title: Re: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Post by: Solnath on April 25, 2007, 06:31:02 PM: (Mark my words, this will end in tears.)

Militant: What?
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Post by: New History lovers on April 25, 2007, 08:56:15 PM: Ximenez: "Right. Now, which one of you is the heretic?"
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Post by: Solnath on April 25, 2007, 09:09:23 PM: Militant: Well, I didn't expect a Spanish Inquisition, so it must be him. *points at officer*
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Post by: Tacolicious on April 26, 2007, 12:21:54 AM: Biggles: Isn't there a test for heretics? Blue means you're not a heretic and fire means you are?
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Post by: New History lovers on April 26, 2007, 02:30:14 AM: Ximenez: Yes, of course. Let us begin to discern. The heretic is the one who LAUGHS when he is tickled with a PEACOCK FEATHER, while being read a book of dirty jokes.

Cardinal Fang, bring the peacock feather! Cardinal Biggles, get...the dirty jokes!
Title: Re: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Post by: Tacolicious on April 26, 2007, 04:00:22 PM: *Readies a book from which dirt plumes when opened* Certainly. Ahem... Uhh.. There's too much dirt on them. Wait! This is just a bible covered in dirt. Where did the dirty joke book go! It must be here somewhere. Have the nuns stolen it again, they steal the biggest candles in the church, the rolling pins, the cucumbers, the bananas, the carrots, the wine bottles and now this.
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Post by: New History lovers on April 26, 2007, 05:26:11 PM: Confound those nuns. Very well. Cardinal, prepare...THE RACK!
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Post by: Solnath on April 26, 2007, 05:33:57 PM: Militant exchanges worried glances with the officer.
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Post by: Allama on April 26, 2007, 06:18:59 PM: Cardinal Fang comes over with a crazed expression, the peacock feather stuck in his hat and holding a dish rack.

"The nuns said this was all we had."
Title: Re: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Post by: Tacolicious on April 27, 2007, 05:19:26 AM: Cardinal Biggles looks at the dish rack, then at the three heretics... "Very well, let us dish it out then"
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Post by: Solnath on April 27, 2007, 08:37:26 AM: The militant flinches at the awful pun.
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Post by: New History lovers on April 27, 2007, 05:31:06 PM: Cardinal Biggles...tie the Moor to the RACK!

OOC: The militant
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Post by: Solnath on April 27, 2007, 06:53:19 PM: The militant looks oddly at the rack and doesn't resist.
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Post by: Tacolicious on April 29, 2007, 04:18:59 AM: *finishes tying the rack to the militant* This won't be enough... bring me a coat rack, a hat rack and a rack of ribs... that should be rack enough to hold him
Title: Re: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Post by: New History lovers on April 29, 2007, 07:31:46 PM: Aha! That gives me an idea!

Bring...a Rack of Ribs! That is how we shall test for heretics! The heretics won't eat ribs!
Title: Re: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Post by: Tacolicious on May 12, 2007, 10:55:04 PM: I say when was the last time YOU ate ribs!
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Post by: New History lovers on May 13, 2007, 01:12:57 AM: "You were with me, of course. Last night in fact."
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Post by: Solnath on June 07, 2007, 10:49:08 PM: *whistles innocently*
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Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 09:05:30 PM: Who's left for me to play?
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Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 06:03:26 AM: No one :(
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Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:12:26 PM: Aww... :'(
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Post by: Tacolicious on November 03, 2007, 06:54:49 AM: T_T
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Post by: Khem on November 03, 2007, 07:46:14 AM: your cat needs to be confused.
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Post by: Tacolicious on November 03, 2007, 08:26:35 AM: meow?
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Post by: Khem on November 03, 2007, 08:29:44 AM: unfortunately i am not qualified for such a task. but luckily i know of an organization that is perfect for the job. confuse-a-cat ltd. they are realy quite good.