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[Bara]

taco began to lead the revolution while bara

-joins the revolution
-makes his his revolution

[Tacolicious]

Bara joins the revolution and:

-Is instantly on the front lines
-Killed when he trips on his untied shoelaces
-Sent to the lab to serve the revolution as a medical experiment... and subsequently is killed while testing a more powerful version of ebola.

[Bara]

Bara is sent to the frontlines and

-kills a enemy leader
-takes part in a mass attack, yet somehow survies, if now half-insane

[Tacolicious]

Bara, half insane from the massive attack:

-commits suicide
-commits sepuku
-is locked up in an insane asylum for the rest of his natural life (2 weeks)

[Rozaria]

Bara commits Sepuku(did you read the Ninja Burger handbook?) by putting a sword through his heart. While Taco.....

-Eats Delicious Tacos
-Commits Sepuku also
-Starts a School

[Tacolicious]

Taco starts a school for:

-Sexy cheerleaders
-Tax fraud purposes
-Advanced super villainy

[Bara]

sexsy cheerleaders. While that is happening, Bara appears by walking through the front door, and

-Shoots taco for sending him in a mass attack
-Forgives Taco
- Somehow or another gets lucky with one of the sexy cheerleaders.

[Tacolicious]

Bara gets somehow lucky when the sexy cheerleader shoots him down in private instead of doing so in public, Bara:

-cries himself to sleep
-sleeps himself to cry
-gives up on the cheerleaders and starts looking to the football team.

[Bara]

Bara, who thinks all the choices suck, decides to make his own choices.

-Bara goes back in time and stops the mass attack
-Blows up the planet

[Tacolicious]

Bara blows up the planet:

-Only to discover Taco and the sexy cheerleaders used the last ship to escape
-"The planet" being the name of his pet grapefruit.

[Bara]

when bara finally finds out that taco survied he

-goes back in time to the mass attack and deltes the worlds history before that
-kills taco

[Tacolicious]

As the world is trying to figure out what "deltes" is an what exactly it'd do to it's history Bara:

-Is pummeled to death by the spell checker who is feeling ignored.
-Accidentally "deltes" himself
-Is attacked by the Deltas for spelling their name incorrectly

[Bara]

After the Deltas attack bara, Bara

-Goes into a blind rage and kills them
-Goes back in time, to the mass attack, to restart history from that point, onward.

[Tacolicious]

Bara restarts history only to:

-Catch the eye of a nearby Yeti during mating season... and... you know...
-Wind up even worse off then the first run of history
-Be killed again because you can't cheat fate.

[Bara]

after bara screws up history, the world

-is ruled by taco
-we all turn into mutants, fighting among each other