Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

News: Let this region resound with the song of the Kitten Paw Happy-time, and be permeated with the smell of catnip and pine!

« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 8

Author Topic: Jokes  (Read 4438 times)

Offline Prydania

  • The King of Sting
  • *
  • Posts: 1342
  • Ezekiel 25:17
    • Basically a Sports Show
Re: Jokes
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2007, 06:11:21 PM »
What time is it to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty.
Logged

Offline Xyrael

  • *
  • Posts: 1854
  • The Haradrim Empire - Submit to your new God.
Re: Jokes
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2007, 07:04:18 PM »
...I laughed at that one.
Logged
I have become, again and again.

Offline Amy

  • Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 2375
Re: Jokes
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2007, 01:39:15 AM »
How many students does it take to change a lightbulb?

I honestly don't know....so far it has taken 4 of us....I'll let you know once we finally change it.
Logged

Offline Talmann

  • *
  • Posts: 2491
Re: Jokes
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2007, 04:47:27 AM »
Got this from a magazine:
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a seasaw.
Logged
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Rusany

  • *
  • Posts: 100
Re: Jokes
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2007, 05:21:05 AM »
Ok, this is a little gruesome, but I didn't make it up.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Logged

Offline Flemingovia

  • *
  • Posts: 669
  • Official Taijitu Minister of Apathy
Re: Jokes
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2007, 09:08:26 AM »
Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their heads.
Logged

Offline Bustos

  • Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 6041
  • Spam Deity
Re: Jokes
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2007, 12:25:41 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!
Logged
Allied States of Bustos (WIP)


Brought to you by Bustos

Offline Talmann

  • *
  • Posts: 2491
Re: Jokes
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2007, 01:07:20 AM »
(a question for Bustos: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?)
Q: How do you turn melted chocolate into a vegetable?
A: You drop it -- and it's SQUASH!
Logged
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Daimiaen

  • *
  • Posts: 820
  • Daimien is always right...except when he's wrong..
Re: Jokes
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2007, 09:24:21 AM »
What's the difference between a cartload of dead babies and a cartload of sand...???

You can't unload sand with a pitchfork.....
Logged
Nothing real can be threatened nothing unreal exists....

Political compass....
Economic Left/Right: -5.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.08

Offline Bustos

  • Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 6041
  • Spam Deity
Re: Jokes
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2007, 04:36:08 PM »
yo mama be so stupif that she went bungy jumpin out da basement window!
Logged
Allied States of Bustos (WIP)


Brought to you by Bustos

Offline United Caledonia

  • *
  • Posts: 77
  • I'm Gonna Hug Yew!
Re: Jokes
« Reply #40 on: January 17, 2007, 01:10:12 AM »
World Of Warcraft (and other RPGs) Joke:

How many Paladins does it take to change a lightbulb?

2,

One to Uphold The Light and one to Restore The Light.
Logged

Offline Talmann

  • *
  • Posts: 2491
Re: Jokes
« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2007, 03:44:45 AM »
person 1: What' 5-Q plus 5-Q
person 2: Ten-Q?
person 1: You're welcome.
Logged
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bustos

  • Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 6041
  • Spam Deity
Re: Jokes
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2007, 11:48:16 AM »
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Logged
Allied States of Bustos (WIP)


Brought to you by Bustos

Offline Myroria

  • Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4345
Re: Jokes
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2007, 12:15:29 PM »
Your mother...is so fat...she has more curves than spacetime! In...the...presence...of...a large mass.
Logged
"I assure you -- I will be quite content to be a mere mortal again, dedicated to my own amusements."

Offline Bustos

  • Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 6041
  • Spam Deity
Re: Jokes
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2007, 12:23:21 PM »
Yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.
Logged
Allied States of Bustos (WIP)


Brought to you by Bustos
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 8
« previous next »