Taijitu
Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: Tacolicious on April 08, 2007, 10:18:10 PM
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Simple game what would you do if you were an omnipotent God?
I'd occasionally psych out entire planets by almost throwing them into the sun, only to then throw them into the cold vacume of space.
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I would smite bad people... :)
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Make myself omniscient, check if there's something nifty in the universe, direct my way, wipe my memory and strip myself of most of my powers.
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I'd take mortal form and start taking money from the church collect plate, then when people objected I'd say "What? It's mine" If they kept objecting then I'd say "Well it's not actually for me, it's for my son" and then if they kept it up I'd call down a flaming chariot (or UFO depending on how you think it went down) and do a drive by before flying away into the sky.
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...make everyone dress swanky, eliminate alcahol poisoning and make rivers of assorted liquors, have cigarettes come in infinite packs very cheap, everyone could fulfill their desires with ease. all in all, i would make my perfect world and then take all the coolest people there and live as the goddess queen of the people of that world, we would then wage war on earth with our superior ways.
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I'd make sure the earth was shielded from PUR's "superior" ways and let humanity watch while those on the other side of the barrier dies of lung cancer, then I'd make damned sure wars ended permanently and put a definitive stop to zealots regardless of cause or faith.
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I'd make sure that everyone finds love at some point of their lives and that death isn't the end.
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i would make everyone beautiful.
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Everyone is beautiful, PUR.
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I would teach everyone regilousus tolerance and leran how to spell
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Amen.
I'd go to war against the other Pretender Gods because I if anyone deserve deityhood.
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I'd destroy religion :P.
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I'd go around to all these religious types who claim to be the only ones with the right answer and then enlighten them as to how far off they truly were
I'd probably also do a lot of Q type stuff a'la ST:TNG
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Come down to Earth and scare the F*ck out of people.
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EVIL GOD! *bows down to Algerianbania*
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Create a Zombie plague and watch the fun unfold, posting the results on Youtube.
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I would:
- make sure Stoke city wins the Champions League.
- Make vegetables taste better
- Kill Ronald McDonald
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Here's my plan:
All you need to stay healthy and fit? Tortilla chips, chocolate, and booze. 'Nuff said.
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Make my girlfriend love me a little bit more.
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Great respect you have for her feelings there.
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i would have sex with many mortal women and they would become pregnant with my half god children like zeuses kids.
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I'd make Solnath's new avatar dance
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id give ^ an avatar of me
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I'd make Solnath's new avatar dance
D'you mean Fabio or Chae Yeon?
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If I were god I rent a movie that hasn't been made yet, and release it on the internet.
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Pirating movies has always seemed like it should be a more swashbuckling affair to me.
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...give a lot of people superpowers to stir shit up.
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i would create a superpowerful nemesis to give ^'s superpowered people a reason to band together.
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I'd make the world smoother (get rid of those pesky hills (I hate walking up and down hills)) and have the places I want to go be surprisingly close together (i.e. "who knew you could walk to st petersburg from Aberystwyth in 5 minutes") make it so I was never late to anything (nor too early just the right amount of early) and make the world Dyspraxic.
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I would stop Goth and Emo's from commiting suicide only to make high power executive businessmen hang themselves.
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i would kill all pandas
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I'd make sure fallen earth never released
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Oh no you didnt
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It is done, behold my divinity --> O:-)
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i would make sure Fallen Earth would come out becasue i have more posts then ^!
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Really?! I dont think so
I would destroy all Fastfood restaurants
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I would give people the ability to fly but make it crap out from time to time unless they donate to my church (GOD NEEDS YOUR MONEY!)
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...surf.
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.....I'd retire....
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I would play techno music from the clouds and make the sun strobe. Worldwide rave!
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I'd fix myself.
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id become boba fett
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id become boba fett
If the granted wishes has anything to teach it is that Boba Fett leads a cursed and hard existence. Fed to rancors and left to die many horrible deaths on the whims of forum genies. Be careful for what you desire.
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i would make the earth into a communist paradise.
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I'd make the Red Sox win the World Series.... EVER YEAR!!! WOOO! :clap:
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....I'd ban baseball as it so tedious.....
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....I'd ban baseball as it so tedious.....
I'd make sure people didn't get out of elementary school with such poor grammar. :P
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C'mon Bar. Even Vera got out of elementary school. I think. >:D
I'd think long and hard whether I had a right to intervene with someone else's creation.
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....I'd ban baseball as it so tedious.....
I'd use my godly powers to make the game far more exciting and interesting since I have no particular interest in watching baseball players and peanut vendors go out of work merely to save mortals boring experience. This way it's win/win
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I'd make everything slightly better on fridays...
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I'd make everything slightly better on fridays...
Congrats you just made saturday the worst day of the week, I hope you're happy ;D
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I'd have my name written in forty foot high letters in the sky so no-one could argue or fight about it....
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I would introduce capitalism to the Medieval World and say..
" Elimination Round! "
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make the queen pope
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Make the pope queen!?!!
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I'd pope the queen...
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I'd queen the.....no...I am not going there..... O:-)
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I'd stop Roosevelt from having implemented the New Deal.
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I'd make George Bush have been born in Guatamala....
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I'd keep Dr. Sam Beckett from leaping home until he believed in me and decided he'd rather leap for eternity setting right what once went wrong.
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I'd have a mind capable of understanding.....^?!??
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I'd watch Quantum Leap with Dai.
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Ahh...suddenly it becomes clear.....
I'd have a billion foot square TV to watch it on....
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I'd do this faster.
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fast forward myself to friday so my dad will give me SWG!
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I would warn Boba that that post CU SWG is very shitty.
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I'd make Boba's computer stop working whenever he was 99% into installing those games
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I'd smite sinners.
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I'd have fun.
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If I were? I AM God.
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Lawl.
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Thats right, I said it! It HAD to be said!
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I'd get Bustos some help.
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God doesnt need help. Thanks anyway.
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Technically speaking, God seriously needs help.
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Thats right. Call me god.
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Call me Daddy.
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Wannabe is much more fitting for you.
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Because it's a song from your favourite band?
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what band?
its just u r a natural at being a wannabe.
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Spice Girls, which, were I God, would put back together.
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I'd make a sandwich.. and I am.... hmmmm
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Do some nasty and really nice things to this one Norwegian girl. Actually, two Norwegian girls.
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id divide by zero
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if i was god, i could download whatever i wanted
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I'd Alt-F4 the universe
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You don't want to know...
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id probly get rid of taco... ;D
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control time.
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If I was God, I'd reverse time back to Monday morning right before I bought my PS3, then wait a couple hours and THEN get the PS3 because by then the $100 price drop should have been in effect.
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i'd give everybody a copy of fallen earth.
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I'd give every one copies of Metal Gear Solid 1, 2, and 3 packaged together with Brian Clevinger's Nuklear Age, Alan Moore's Watchmen, The Usual Suspects, and Shaun of the Dead
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id kill trey in the most brtual way possible.
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Sounds FUN! Good luck, by the way.
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*Feels like he's in a Miss. Taijitu Conest* I'd wish for world peace!
:trout:
Screw that! I'd make Spore come out! xD
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Miss Taijitu...he...
*Trey steps away.*
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I'd tell Tray that he'd made the connection, and then make Spore come out some more!
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i would turn all the lakes and rivers into blueberry jello
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id do whatever i wanted to.
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:whip: all who doesnt believth in me.....
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I make it so no cell phone battery ever has to be charged again
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I would make every human my slave, control the whole of time and space and rule an everlasting empire till the end of time. Then i will watch alot of movies on a screen made from the whole of the universe.
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i'd be a nice god.....yeah right
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I'd put William Shatner in everything.
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OMG yes
and also the guy who plays House
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I'd kill anyone who attempts to spoil Harry Potter 7 (and who has actually gotten their information from the book).
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well...harry potter and the chick *gets killed by taco*
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Who am I killing now?
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i meant trey!
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I'd just bask in the fact that I'm God and I have ULTIMATE POWER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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ill become a better god then taco! free candy!
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I'll become a better god than Bara...free cookies and a Fallen Earth ban!
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I'll become a better god than Bara...free cookies and a Fallen Earth ban!
evil god!
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I'd be the highest ranking goddess ruling over all of godhood. yet i would consume most of my time playing SPORE and PURhaps making Taijitu into a real place...
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just to make all you guys happy, ill make spore come, in its full version.
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I'd make a computer that would make Deep Blue look like a pocket calculator.
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...keep laughing, maybe a bit harder.
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I'd make everybody speak Zulu.
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That would be cool, zulu is a pretty language!
I would make free parking in town.
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id make SPORE come out.
Yes.....i do think its cool...... the editor, genuis!
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I'd make the world a happy place. Legalize marijuana everywhere and put huge TV screens up with Guitar Hero! ;D And eliminate such things as lung cancer. Honestly, it's totally unneccessary. And the only form of war would be pillow fights! :fight:
Orrr...hm. Make it so little dogs have no bark.
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OOC: I'm thinking of buying Guitar Hero II, but I'm not sure I'd be willing to spend about $110 for the game and another controller (to make it really fun), and I can't use custom songs without modding my PS2, so I don't know yet.
I'd make the national anthem the William Shatner version of Mr. Tambourine Man.
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id make Breaking Benjamin - Had Enough the best song ever.
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How would you make something the best song ever? Isn't that subjective?
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who ever said that i was the nice god? I DEMEAND SCARFICE!
;D always wanted to say that
*crosses out something on," List to Do before i die*
only 997 things left!
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Somehow, I doubt you always wanted to say "I DEMAND SCARFICE...
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i think he means sacrifice and if i were god i would make everyone talk like William shatner... and own any exotic animal that they wanted...
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WOHOO! Vive is MY kind of godess! (White tigers here I come)
If I were god I would force my intended mother in law to see reason and let her daughter see me and give us her blessing.
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oh yeah!! i wanna polar bear and a snow leopard and .. and everything else.. but the white tigers are Emp's 8)
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I wouldn't want polar bears or snow leopards... pretty much any other animals would go, but not them, those animals are bound to make an afternoon snack out of whoever tries to make pets out of them...
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Somehow, I doubt you always wanted to say "I DEMAND SCARFICE...
shut up! you know i meant SACRIFICE!
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you're rigt Emp but they're so pretty...
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Won't object to that... but I prefer cheetas to polar bears
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I'd make cheetahs and polar bears the dominant life forms and watch them fight each other into extinction, than i would bring them back and have it start all over again...and again...and again....and....
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shop at Sofa King.
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get Mercs 2 come out.
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keep shopping at Sofa King.
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Sofa King?
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Say it out loud...quickly. And do it in private (or in front of people who don't care).
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i said it... oh.......
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i said it... oh.......
Alrighty then!
If I were God I'd pass Solnath in posts.
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I'd do all in my power to stop you passing Solnath.
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be high all thee time.
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I'd do all in my power to stop you passing Solnath.
and still fail.
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I'd kill myself, then bring myself back to life.
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laugh because I don't exist
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make religion easy with Create a Religion! watch the load screen.
(http://forums.fallenearth.com/fallenearth/image.php?u=1386&dateline=1185885103)
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If i were God i'd....burn out all fires :drunks:
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i hate you.....
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why is that ? :D
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Fire is needed to light firecrackers, and no firecrackers make me a sad man. and anrgy.
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I'd fight communism.
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ok, if i were God, i'd relight all the fires i burned out so that Barakarin can play with firecrackers :)
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if i were God i would make extinguish every firecracker that Bara ever tried to light :-P
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It' s conspiration against Bara :))
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no...firecrackers....
*twitches*
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If I were God I would fix Bara's twitch.
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i would give myself millions of firecrackers.
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if i were god well lets just say everyone would be very attractive and STDs would be no more.
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I'd would smite sinners (and Bara) with a Righteous Panda-Slap.
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Make Waffles holy objects.
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I'd make my Mom's back better.
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Then i guess i'd turn back time to every mistake i made and make things right.
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So Sam Becket was God then? (If you don't know what quantum leap is/was then look it up, twas a fine show)
If I were God, quantum leap would be required viewing
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Here's a question...classic that is : If you were God, could you make a boulder so heavy that you couldn't lift?