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Offline PumpkinQueen

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #120 on: July 23, 2007, 07:59:36 AM »
I'd make the world a happy place. Legalize marijuana everywhere and put huge TV screens up with Guitar Hero! ;D And eliminate such things as lung cancer. Honestly, it's totally unneccessary. And the only form of war would be pillow fights!  :fight:

Orrr...hm. Make it so little dogs have no bark.
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Offline Trey

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #121 on: July 23, 2007, 09:37:28 PM »
OOC: I'm thinking of buying Guitar Hero II, but I'm not sure I'd be willing to spend about $110 for the game and another controller (to make it really fun), and I can't use custom songs without modding my PS2, so I don't know yet.

I'd make the national anthem the William Shatner version of Mr. Tambourine Man.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
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extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #122 on: July 26, 2007, 12:22:31 AM »
id make Breaking Benjamin - Had Enough the best song ever.
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Offline Trey

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #123 on: July 26, 2007, 06:12:08 PM »
How would you make something the best song ever?  Isn't that subjective?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #124 on: July 28, 2007, 12:56:29 PM »
who ever said that i was the nice god? I DEMEAND SCARFICE!

 ;D always wanted to say that

*crosses out something on," List to Do before i die*

only 997 things left!
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Offline Trey

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #125 on: July 30, 2007, 11:01:21 PM »
Somehow, I doubt you always wanted to say "I DEMAND SCARFICE...
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #126 on: July 30, 2007, 11:10:18 PM »
i think he means sacrifice and if i were god i would make everyone talk like William shatner... and own any exotic animal that they wanted...
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Offline The Empire

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #127 on: July 30, 2007, 11:27:24 PM »
WOHOO! Vive is MY kind of godess! (White tigers here I come)

If I were god I would force my intended mother in law to see reason and let her daughter see me and give us her blessing.
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #128 on: July 30, 2007, 11:32:23 PM »
oh yeah!! i wanna polar bear and a snow leopard and .. and everything else.. but the white tigers are Emp's  8)
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Offline The Empire

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #129 on: July 30, 2007, 11:36:09 PM »
I wouldn't want polar bears or snow leopards... pretty much any other animals would go, but not them, those animals are bound to make an afternoon snack out of whoever tries to make pets out of them...
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Offline Bara

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #130 on: July 30, 2007, 11:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Trey on July 30, 2007, 11:01:21 PM
Somehow, I doubt you always wanted to say "I DEMAND SCARFICE...

shut up! you know i meant SACRIFICE!
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #131 on: July 30, 2007, 11:51:41 PM »
you're rigt Emp but they're so pretty...
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Offline The Empire

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #132 on: July 30, 2007, 11:54:16 PM »
Won't object to that... but I prefer cheetas to polar bears
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #133 on: August 01, 2007, 09:23:01 PM »
I'd make cheetahs and polar bears the dominant life forms and watch them fight each other into extinction, than i would bring them back and have it start all over again...and again...and again....and....
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Offline Trey

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #134 on: August 01, 2007, 10:07:32 PM »
shop at Sofa King.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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