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Offline Tacolicious

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If I were God I'd...
« on: April 08, 2007, 10:18:10 PM »
Simple game what would you do if you were an omnipotent God?

I'd occasionally psych out entire planets by almost throwing them into the sun, only to then throw them into the cold vacume of space.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2007, 10:21:09 PM »
I would smite bad people... :)
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Offline Solnath

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2007, 10:23:36 PM »
Make myself omniscient, check if there's something nifty in the universe, direct my way, wipe my memory and strip myself of most of my powers.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2007, 10:31:00 PM »
I'd take mortal form and start taking money from the church collect plate, then when people objected I'd say "What? It's mine" If they kept objecting then I'd say "Well it's not actually for me, it's for my son" and then if they kept it up I'd call down a flaming chariot (or UFO depending on how you think it went down) and do a drive by before flying away into the sky.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2007, 10:37:22 PM »
...make everyone dress swanky, eliminate alcahol poisoning and make rivers of assorted liquors, have cigarettes come in infinite packs very cheap, everyone could fulfill their desires with ease. all in all, i would make my perfect world and then take all the coolest people there and live as the goddess queen of the people of that world, we would then wage war on earth with our superior ways.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2007, 10:48:45 PM »
I'd make sure the earth was shielded from PUR's "superior" ways and let humanity watch while those on the other side of the barrier dies of lung cancer, then I'd make damned sure wars ended permanently and put a definitive stop to zealots regardless of cause or faith.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2007, 11:18:54 PM »
I'd make sure that everyone finds love at some point of their lives and that death isn't the end.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2007, 11:27:14 PM »
i would make everyone beautiful.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2007, 11:32:40 PM »
Everyone is beautiful, PUR.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2007, 11:34:38 PM »
I would teach everyone regilousus tolerance and leran how to spell
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2007, 12:08:39 AM »
Amen.

I'd go to war against the other Pretender Gods because I if anyone deserve deityhood.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2007, 12:30:11 AM »
I'd destroy religion  :P.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2007, 12:44:33 AM »
I'd go around to all these religious types who claim to be the only ones with the right answer and then enlighten them as to how far off they truly were

I'd probably also do a lot of Q type stuff a'la ST:TNG
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2007, 01:48:56 AM »
Come down to Earth and scare the F*ck out of people.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2007, 02:23:24 PM »
EVIL GOD! *bows down to Algerianbania*
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