If I were God I'd...

[Tacolicious]

Simple game what would you do if you were an omnipotent God?

I'd occasionally psych out entire planets by almost throwing them into the sun, only to then throw them into the cold vacume of space.

[Varkour]

I would smite bad people...

[Solnath]

Make myself omniscient, check if there's something nifty in the universe, direct my way, wipe my memory and strip myself of most of my powers.

[Tacolicious]

I'd take mortal form and start taking money from the church collect plate, then when people objected I'd say "What? It's mine" If they kept objecting then I'd say "Well it's not actually for me, it's for my son" and then if they kept it up I'd call down a flaming chariot (or UFO depending on how you think it went down) and do a drive by before flying away into the sky.

[Khem]

...make everyone dress swanky, eliminate alcahol poisoning and make rivers of assorted liquors, have cigarettes come in infinite packs very cheap, everyone could fulfill their desires with ease. all in all, i would make my perfect world and then take all the coolest people there and live as the goddess queen of the people of that world, we would then wage war on earth with our superior ways.

[The Empire]

I'd make sure the earth was shielded from PUR's "superior" ways and let humanity watch while those on the other side of the barrier dies of lung cancer, then I'd make damned sure wars ended permanently and put a definitive stop to zealots regardless of cause or faith.

[Solnath]

I'd make sure that everyone finds love at some point of their lives and that death isn't the end.

[Khem]

i would make everyone beautiful.

[Solnath]

Everyone is beautiful, PUR.

[Bara]

I would teach everyone regilousus tolerance and leran how to spell

[Solnath]

Amen.

I'd go to war against the other Pretender Gods because I if anyone deserve deityhood.

[Castavithius]

I'd destroy religion  .

[Tacolicious]

I'd go around to all these religious types who claim to be the only ones with the right answer and then enlighten them as to how far off they truly were

I'd probably also do a lot of Q type stuff a'la ST:TNG

[Algerianbania]

Come down to Earth and scare the F*ck out of people.

[Bara]

EVIL GOD! *bows down to Algerianbania*