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Title: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Tacolicious on May 18, 2007, 05:23:00 PM

If I had one millions monkeys working at one million typewriters I'd have them write the greatest letter to the editor ever

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Allama on May 18, 2007, 06:52:50 PM

If I had a million dollars, I'd take you all out to dinner.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Tacolicious on May 18, 2007, 06:56:51 PM

If I got taken out to dinner I'd make it cost a million dollars  ;D

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Allama on May 18, 2007, 07:16:46 PM

If I had a single wish, I'd make sure everyone knows who they truly are.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Tacolicious on May 18, 2007, 07:22:59 PM

If I had a lot of money I'd just find a group of bored looking people, throw them $5000 and tell them to have an adventure. No strings attached, I'd just be happy to know that they had a crazy unexpected adventure.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Larry on May 19, 2007, 09:55:30 AM

If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to kill me, I'd have exactly one dollar.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Tacolicious on May 19, 2007, 01:35:12 PM

If I had a tommy gun I'd dress up like a gangster and roam the streets hassling shop keeps for protection money

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Larry on May 19, 2007, 01:59:13 PM

If I had any motivation or musical talent, I'd become some kind of rock star.

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Post by: Algerianbania on May 20, 2007, 01:21:55 AM

If I had a plush panda doll, I would trade it for a real panda.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Larry on May 20, 2007, 06:56:00 AM

If I had some ham, I could have some ham and eggs, if I had some eggs.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Tacolicious on May 20, 2007, 03:41:58 PM

If I had a better computer I'd be playing better computer games

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Trey on June 01, 2007, 05:01:34 AM

If I had a PS3 I would be too busy playing that to play NS

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Solnath on June 07, 2007, 11:16:17 PM

If I had a [CENSORED], I'd [CENSORED] [CENSORED].

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Trey on June 26, 2007, 11:25:48 PM

I concur, If I had [CENSORED] I'd [CENSORED] [CENSORED] too.

If I had the balls, I would have kissed the girl by now.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 10:28:13 PM

Hellooooo?  Can someone else notice this post?

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Post by: Khem on July 03, 2007, 11:14:44 PM

If I kissed the girl, I'd be in trouble with the wife.
also just buck up the courage, be bold its more charming than being coy.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 11:16:35 PM

Yeah...I'm seriously considering that.  However, every time I see her, it's ridiculously difficult to get her alone.  The last time I saw her, I would have kissed her, but it was way too public.  We shared a few looks, though.

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Post by: Khem on July 03, 2007, 11:51:00 PM

well i say just go for it but it has been commented that i can be a bit too forword.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Trey on July 04, 2007, 12:00:35 AM

OK then.  So...exactly how forward are you?

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Khem on July 04, 2007, 12:30:59 AM

well i generaly go up to attractive girls, figure out if they are of the appropriate sexuality and then i will become highly sexual with them if they are.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 10:26:27 PM

Go on...

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Post by: Osamafune on July 13, 2007, 12:27:06 AM

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!  ;)

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 06:38:24 AM

If I had the last 5 seconds of my life back I wouldn't read that

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 06:04:23 PM

Quote from: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 06:38:24 AM

If I had the last 5 seconds of my life back I wouldn't read that

If I hadn't read taco's line, I wouldn't have scrolled back up to see what he didn't want to read.

Title: Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
Post by: Allama on July 30, 2007, 12:59:51 PM

If I had 1000 umbrellas I'd watch the rain pour down.

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Post by: Trey on July 30, 2007, 06:21:34 PM

If I had 1000 umbrellas I'd become an uber-Penguin and fight Batman.