News: Let this region resound with the song of the Kitten Paw Happy-time, and be permeated with the smell of catnip and pine!
I'd use the spatial transport capacity to visit everyone here.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
The rest because you're a sadist who likes to control other people's lives. Yeah, we get that a lot.