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Offline Larry

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #225 on: March 15, 2008, 09:02:48 PM »
After much negotiation, the trio managed to hire Chuck Norris, who:

- punched the monster with the extra fist hidden under his beard
- crushed the monster's head in between his thighs
- baffled the monster by counting to infinity twice
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #226 on: March 15, 2008, 09:08:44 PM »
Chuck Norris punched the monster with the extra fist hidden under his beard. The monster

-died
-ran away
-was actually Chuck Norris himself
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #227 on: March 15, 2008, 09:27:43 PM »
was Chuck Norris. The trio...

-ran like hell
-started shooting at it with all the guns hidden with RW
-pee-ed there pants
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #228 on: March 15, 2008, 09:34:48 PM »
...ran like hell. Unfortunately,

-hell can't run
-hell runs backwards
-I can't think up of any other option
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #229 on: March 16, 2008, 01:17:45 AM »
hell cant run. So, they

-peeed there pants
- sat down and talked about themselves
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Offline Chairman Steve

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #230 on: March 21, 2008, 05:33:23 AM »
They were thirsty, so they....
-Drank some delicious Kool Aid.
-Drank some refreshing Kool Aid.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #231 on: March 21, 2008, 02:09:42 PM »
They all drank delicious and refreshing Kool Aid. Then

- they became Pirates
- became ninjas
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #232 on: March 22, 2008, 12:52:52 PM »
they became ninjas. However,

-the only ninja costumes the store had were pink
-they had no ninja skills
-the Kool Aid Man was a pirate. Pirates > Ninjas
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #233 on: March 22, 2008, 02:15:23 PM »
they had ninja skills, and RW was a

-pirate
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #234 on: March 22, 2008, 02:34:42 PM »
RW was a ninja :P However, a rock suddenly

-fell from the sky
-turned blue
-ate all of Kia's cheetoh's
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Offline Bara

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #235 on: March 22, 2008, 02:46:37 PM »
pirate.
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Offline Pepe

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #236 on: March 23, 2008, 01:17:04 AM »
Quote from: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 02:34:42 PM
RW was a ninja :P However, a rock suddenly

-fell from the sky
-turned blue
-ate all of Kia's cheetoh's

Turned blue, so Chuck Norris ran away because he:
-is afraid of blue rocks.
-saw a hot girl down the block.
-heard Superman was in town.
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Offline Miller18

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #237 on: March 23, 2008, 04:25:22 AM »
He heard that Superman was in town

-Because he wanted to kick his butt.
-get his autograph
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: Just play!
« Reply #238 on: March 23, 2008, 09:59:13 PM »
...get his autograph. Kia Nation

-goes with him
-takes Superman hostages
-eats pizza
-OH YEAH!
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