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Offline Gerion's Love

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #210 on: April 11, 2007, 04:31:07 PM »
Granted. But now you see fun as being a way to give physical pain to yourself.

I wish I actually had a car.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #211 on: April 11, 2007, 04:39:33 PM »
Granted, but someone has stolen the axles

I wish my desires for my girlfriend wasn't quite so desperate at the moment...
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Offline Gerion's Love

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #212 on: April 11, 2007, 04:40:56 PM »
Granted. It's even more desperate.

I wish you would stop talking about your girlfriend. I mean every single post of yours in this thread has been about you girlfriend. I mean common!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #213 on: April 11, 2007, 04:43:26 PM »
Granted. Considering he's a Swede, he starts talking about his boyfriend. >:D

I wish people with "love" in their nicks wouldn't whine about love.
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Offline Gerion's Love

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #214 on: April 11, 2007, 04:45:27 PM »
Granted, but they whine about hate, which you soon realize, is much worse.

I wish I could see inside your mind and find out what evil devils make you tick.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #215 on: April 11, 2007, 04:54:01 PM »
Granted, but you go insane instantaneously.

I wish I had a cute girl who I could box with.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #216 on: April 11, 2007, 04:57:07 PM »
Granted but she just uses you like a cheap gigolo before steamrolling your heart

I wish I was better at making varied wishes
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #217 on: April 11, 2007, 05:44:31 PM »
Granted, but you're so good at it no one wants to play with you anymore.

I wish it was 3:30 so I could go home.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #218 on: April 11, 2007, 05:58:02 PM »
Granted, but it's 3:30 somewhere else.

I wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #219 on: April 11, 2007, 06:02:30 PM »
Granted but I get no presents and I fall asleep just before 0.00... :-X hey, waitaminute! That wish does not qualify!  >:(
I wish TV news was interesting!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #220 on: April 11, 2007, 06:04:54 PM »
Why wouldn't it.

Granted, but it's interesting because it shows global thermonuclear warfare.

I wish six wouldn't be afraid of seven.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #221 on: April 11, 2007, 06:16:30 PM »
Granted, but seven still eight nine.

I wish it wouldn't snow after Spring started.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #222 on: April 11, 2007, 06:21:45 PM »
I don't know whether I love you or hate you.

Granted, but spring starts in May.

I wish James Cameron would do Hamlet again with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hamlet. The way it was done in Last Action Hero.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #223 on: April 11, 2007, 06:36:36 PM »
Quote from: Solnath on April 11, 2007, 06:21:45 PM
I don't know whether I love you or hate you.

You set me up!

Granted, but he still takes the Freudian interpretation of the fourth scene in Act III and Cher plays Hamlet's mother.

I wish directors would quit imposing semi-modern Oedipal psychology onto Elizabethan theater.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #224 on: April 11, 2007, 06:40:50 PM »
Granted, but it's imposed on everything else to ridiculous amounts.

I wish I could untap my divine powers and control them.
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