Granted Wishes

[Solnath]

Granted, but it's a Rotten Tomato.

I wish I had a decent, unselfish wish.

[Tarrotown]

Granted! You get nothing.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[Solnath]

Granted, but the chances are still pretty slim.

To prove I'm nice, I wish Algerianbania a quick death.

[orsis]

i suppose thts nice cos its not long and painful but it still looks kinda bitchy

i wish the nights weren't so borin

[Solnath]

Granted, but the days are ten times more boring.

I give my wish to the next poster, so they can have two.

[orsis]

wish no. 1 I wish that lass in that avatar would stop dancing

no. 2 she would be replaced by a sexy lass of 16 yrs of age or older - but not too much older

[Bara]

gartened but then it shows a av of killing your av

i wish i was boba fett

[Tacolicious]

Granted but Boba Fett was 5 seconds from being fed to the rancor when you became him.

I wish I was a jedi

[The Empire]

Granted, but you are covered in midichlorian-eating leeches

I wish I can find some open store today

[Bara]

granted but it is a letaher whip store

i wish i was boba fett WHEN he WASNT ABOUT TO DIE

[Solnath]

Granted, but you're already dead.

I wish I hadn't inhaled orange juice a while ago.

[The Empire]

granted, you now drowned in it

I wish I had a real CV90 AMOS

[Solnath]

granted, you now drowned in it

I wish I had a real CV90 AMOS

Drowning requires inhaling liquid. Hah!

Granted, but it's confiscated by the feds.

I wish I had a pillow-buddy.

[Bara]

granted but it isn't straight

i wish i was Boba Fett when he wasnt about to die, nor was he already dead

[The Empire]

Granted, you get to be Boba Fett for three seconds just when he was born until the umbilical cord is cut.

I wish my girlfriend was lying in my bed