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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #90 on: April 06, 2007, 08:06:26 PM »
Granted, with a simple trick you can remember anything. However you never apply this trick to the trick and quickly forget how it is done.

I wish  :drunks:
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #91 on: April 06, 2007, 08:24:15 PM »
Granted, but guess what? Alcohol poisoning -> death.

I wish for misery upon all others.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #92 on: April 06, 2007, 08:46:37 PM »
Granted, but you get misery unto yourself and commit suicide under depression.

I wish I was a child again
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #93 on: April 06, 2007, 09:35:26 PM »
Granted, but this time you are a child working in a sweat shop.

I wish C64's were still widely available
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #94 on: April 07, 2007, 09:49:26 AM »
Granted, but electricity runs out.

I wish people would RP more frequently.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #95 on: April 07, 2007, 11:05:09 AM »
Granted, but LotR refereneces dominate the day and much great lore is forgotten for the sake of dwarves and hobbits and Zues, Odin and Kali make there presence felt with fearsome bolt, thuderous rage and the fires of destruction which build new lore. In the ashes the extended trilogy DVD is found once once again. One trilogy to rule them all, one trilogy to blind them. One trilogy to lose them all and in the ignorance bind them!

I wish the path I see so clearly is seen so clearly because it is the path to be walked and not one more vision to give me sleepless thought when I need sleep instead.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #96 on: April 07, 2007, 12:29:58 PM »
Granted, but 'tis a path to loneliness and self-destruction.

I wish my mood-swings wouldn't be *this* dramatic.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #97 on: April 07, 2007, 01:18:28 PM »
Granted, you've been turned into a robot with NO moods

I wish I was better looking
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #98 on: April 07, 2007, 01:44:43 PM »
Granted, but you attract only those who you won't like under any circumstance whatsoever.

I wish for world peace. >:D
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #99 on: April 07, 2007, 03:54:58 PM »
Granted, but it will not last.

I wish for eternal youth with infinite knowledge.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #100 on: April 07, 2007, 04:24:56 PM »
Granted, but infinite knowledge replaces your personality. Nigh eternal existance without purpose.

I wish for a steed.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #101 on: April 07, 2007, 05:28:41 PM »
Granted, but its a Martian War Machine.

I wish for pasta.

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #102 on: April 07, 2007, 05:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Tarrotown on April 07, 2007, 05:28:41 PM
Granted, but its a Martian War Machine.

What's the bad side in that?

Granted, but you can't eat it. You're married to it.

I wish I wasn't so likely to be eaten by grue.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #103 on: April 07, 2007, 06:27:11 PM »
Granted, Grue makes a drink out of you instead.

I wish I had a pet penguin
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #104 on: April 07, 2007, 06:47:01 PM »
Granted, but a sea leopard eats it and you.

I wish I could become a cyborg.
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