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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #255 on: April 13, 2007, 02:48:30 AM »
Granted...but after a certain finite amount you get sick of the taste.....but have to keep tasting it into infinity....

I wish I had a cleaner to do the spring cleaning instead of me doing it again....
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #256 on: April 13, 2007, 06:58:30 AM »
Granted but the cleaner has no sense of time and shows up in autumn time.

I wish my back wasn't hurting right now
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #257 on: April 13, 2007, 07:05:54 AM »
Granted, but you don't notice when you break it.

I wish for unlimited wishes.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #258 on: April 13, 2007, 07:41:44 AM »
Granted but they all go horribly wrong and wishes to fix wishes only amplify the original problems.

I wish people weren't all uptight about swearing around kids
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #259 on: April 13, 2007, 08:00:20 AM »
Granted, but as a result, everyone curses "dingleberries!"

I wish for immortality.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #260 on: April 13, 2007, 10:17:16 AM »
Granted, but you should have wished for invulnerability as well, after about 10,000 years of mishaps you're pretty much just a bunch of living chunks fly through space for eternity.

I wish more people kept dust pans in that drawer under the oven
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #261 on: April 13, 2007, 06:51:01 PM »
Granted...but now everyone is pissed with you cos their dustpans have melted....

I wish I knew the point....
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #262 on: April 13, 2007, 07:09:34 PM »
Granted, but it isn't very satisfying and you'd have been less depressed not knowing.  Ignorance is bliss, my dearies.

I wish that saying was actually true.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #263 on: April 13, 2007, 07:27:33 PM »
Granted, but ignorance becomes the new smack and people spend all day smashing their heads off things looking for a better high

I wish this wasn't already so true in consumer society
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #264 on: April 17, 2007, 08:40:13 PM »
whatever. i dont really care right now

i wish the VT shooting never happened
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #265 on: April 17, 2007, 10:23:56 PM »
Not Granted, too early to make light of this in anyway

Although if the average person could separate the tragedy from the humorous nature of the thread I'd say "Granted. The shooter was from the future and the next 32 Hitler's now walk the Earth" If you see the humor past the tragedy (life goes on my friends) then enjoy the humor, if not then use the uppermost statement.

I wish you all the best.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #266 on: April 18, 2007, 08:18:52 AM »
Granted, but the "best" in this case makes us the 32 next Hitlers.

I wish this attempt goes well.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #267 on: April 18, 2007, 10:49:11 PM »
Granted, unfortunately it was an attempt to make skee-ball illegal and thanks to you it passes. God no longer comes to New Jersey

I wish taxes were -10%
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #268 on: April 19, 2007, 08:07:47 AM »
Granted, but as a result everything costs 25% more.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #269 on: April 19, 2007, 12:26:04 PM »
You didnt make a wish wannabe.
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