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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #240 on: April 12, 2007, 01:09:46 PM »
Granted.  They're more frequent now.

I wish my job didn't suck.
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Offline Varkour

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #241 on: April 12, 2007, 01:12:17 PM »
granted, but it still bites

I wish i was the best guitarist in the world ;)
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #242 on: April 12, 2007, 01:26:27 PM »
Granted.  I just don't have the heart to ruin that one, though.

I wish hot men would all walk around shirtless.
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Offline Varkour

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #243 on: April 12, 2007, 01:36:16 PM »
I'm not gonna grant that one.

I wish Fridays-café lasted forever
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #244 on: April 12, 2007, 03:37:31 PM »
Granted, but Saturday-cafe goes out of business and homeless weekenders constantly beg you for spare change

I wish the response to "I wish my job didn't suck" was granted with "It now blows"
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #245 on: April 12, 2007, 04:24:46 PM »
Granted, but the FCC arrests you for inappropriate content.

I wish I was God.
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #246 on: April 12, 2007, 04:35:59 PM »
Granted....but you have to put up with the guilt of seeing so many people killing each other over what your name is or the best way to worship you....

I wish I wasn't so sunburnt.....
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #247 on: April 12, 2007, 04:38:14 PM »
Granted. Your more sun-burnt.

I wish I had more creative wishes.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #248 on: April 12, 2007, 04:44:24 PM »
Granted, now they're on the same level as your replies.  :clap:

I wish I had an SS uniform.
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #249 on: April 12, 2007, 04:46:09 PM »
Granted...but you're only allowed to wear it to fetish nights....or you get beaten up constantly....

I wish I had some decent champagne....
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #250 on: April 12, 2007, 04:47:39 PM »
Granted, but your definition is decent is very low, so you in reality receive the most piss-filled liquor that has ever excited.

I wish I had a soul.
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #251 on: April 12, 2007, 04:49:12 PM »
Granted....but it is part owned by george bush and you are stained with his evil doings.....

I wish I could dance the foxtrot....
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #252 on: April 12, 2007, 05:09:51 PM »
Granted, but you don't have a dance partner.

I wish my favorite swing club was open tonight!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #253 on: April 12, 2007, 07:02:01 PM »
Granted, but you are banned from it for some reason.

I wish my mood would stay good longer than usual.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #254 on: April 12, 2007, 10:57:56 PM »
Granted, but it's a good mood for a used car dealer and your friends no longer seem comfortable around you.

I wish space-time tasted more like grape jelly
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