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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #195 on: April 11, 2007, 12:24:19 PM »
Granted, now it's only difficult for you :P

I wish my girlfriend finds a way to slip away to me for a couple of days when she writes her next letter.
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Offline PoD Gunner

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #196 on: April 11, 2007, 12:31:07 PM »
she does but..eh...hmmm....well....she doesn't, sorry.

I wish that Prag's wolf avatar could howl in the forums.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #197 on: April 11, 2007, 12:48:15 PM »
^ "Granted, but as a result you will never see her again.

Granted, but you can drop its volume and it plays via PC speaker or similar integrated hardware like your computer's fan.

I wish my bunny will get better or, barring that, taste better than the last one.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #198 on: April 11, 2007, 01:41:39 PM »
Granted, but it tastes SO GOOD you become addicted to bunny flesh and are permanently banned from the zoo.

I wish I was fluent in Japanese as a third language.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #199 on: April 11, 2007, 01:53:05 PM »
Not granted, no f-ing way, you're not going there young lady!

I wish I'd be better at the languages I already know.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #200 on: April 11, 2007, 03:09:40 PM »
Granted, but you must be taught by a panda in language arts for the next 10 years.

I wish I could talk with God.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #201 on: April 11, 2007, 03:13:01 PM »
Granted.  Congratulations on dying!  Now you get to talk with Him all you want.

I wish my stapler would stop biting me, damn it!  I only want to put more staples in you!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #202 on: April 11, 2007, 03:14:01 PM »
Granted, but all other office equipment start biting you.

I wish I had something or -one to do.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #203 on: April 11, 2007, 03:33:44 PM »
Granted. It's a panda. Have fun you animal pervert.

I wish I was crying right now to a really sad movie.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #204 on: April 11, 2007, 03:39:10 PM »
Granted, but it's sad only because it's so poorly made.

I wish Rocky Balboa wouldn't feel like a cool movie.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #205 on: April 11, 2007, 03:50:06 PM »
Granted, but now Titanic does.

I wish I was young again.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #206 on: April 11, 2007, 04:00:31 PM »
Granted, but now you age three times faster and only live 1/3rd as long.

I wish weed was legal
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #207 on: April 11, 2007, 04:11:47 PM »
Granted, but all natural cannabis all over the world has been replaced with industrial grade cannabis wich means no hallucinogeic effect.

I wish my room would clean itself once and for all and keep itself ordered.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #208 on: April 11, 2007, 04:22:34 PM »
Granted, but seeing inanimate objects move of their own volition scares you so badly you have to go to psychotherapy for the remainder of your life.

I wish I had another tasty chocolate bar.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #209 on: April 11, 2007, 04:25:36 PM »
Granted, but its not chocolate.

I wish I had more fun.
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