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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #180 on: April 10, 2007, 03:25:02 PM »
Granted, but the pony gets rabies and starts attacking you Cujo style.

I wish I knew why Solnath hates pandas.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #181 on: April 10, 2007, 08:45:15 PM »
Granted, but as a result you will hate them too.

I wish I attracted more cute people to me, socially.
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #182 on: April 10, 2007, 08:54:12 PM »
granted but they are all scyo paths like me

i wish i knew why i was oicked on at school
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #183 on: April 10, 2007, 08:55:49 PM »
Granted, but you find out that it was because you couldn't spell and you're fat.

I wish I could shapeshift.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #184 on: April 10, 2007, 08:57:13 PM »
im not fat!

granted but you turn into a Fat Gay man and you cant come out on it

i wish i had a flamethorwer
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #185 on: April 10, 2007, 08:59:24 PM »
Issues, Vera, darling?

Granted, but it throws flame everywhere when used.

I wish people would accept help when they need it.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #186 on: April 10, 2007, 09:04:20 PM »
Granted, but you have to help them ALL the time and die in a car crash from falling asleep at the wheel

I wish I were one of Kane's subcommanders and that the brotherhood of NOD existed IRL
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #187 on: April 10, 2007, 09:05:06 PM »
what?
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #188 on: April 10, 2007, 09:13:28 PM »
Granted, but NOD loses eventually and all commanders 'cept Kane himself are killed.

I wish I would feel more tired after staying awake for 36 hours and that I wasn't burning up.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #189 on: April 11, 2007, 01:02:23 AM »
Granted. But in your tired state you accidentally fall into a pit of pandas, who brainwash you to act just like them.

I wish I was the singer in a rock band.
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #190 on: April 11, 2007, 01:58:47 AM »
Granted...but because your a panda you never get laid which defeats the object of being in a band...(Don't try to claim it's to share you're music or lyrics) :-P

I wish I was the king of Mesopotamia
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #191 on: April 11, 2007, 03:20:34 AM »
Granted but the US imposes sanctions on you and topples your "regime"

I wish I actually lived in a free society
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #192 on: April 11, 2007, 07:15:28 AM »
Granted, but then someone decides he/she should be free to use others at will and tries become dictator, you being accidentally killed in the civil war that ensues.

I wish I had more time for my school project
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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #193 on: April 11, 2007, 09:27:30 AM »
granted but u still can't be arsed to do it

i wish that all the issues people seem to have here (reading between the lines) would be expressed openly so we can sort them out
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #194 on: April 11, 2007, 10:19:52 AM »
Granted. Get to it people.

I wish what ^ wished for wasn't so difficult for everyone.
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