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Offline Varkour

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #165 on: April 09, 2007, 04:26:03 PM »
granted, but you fuck up and destroy earth

I wish I could fly
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #166 on: April 09, 2007, 04:26:50 PM »
Granted, but you motor skills suck and you crash.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #167 on: April 09, 2007, 08:22:27 PM »
No wish, eh?

I wish I could be one of my RP characters.
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Offline Varkour

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #168 on: April 09, 2007, 08:23:43 PM »
granted, but Boba Fett kills you.

I wish I knew who shot JFK.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #169 on: April 09, 2007, 08:26:55 PM »
Granted, but Boba Fett, who actually did it, kills you, too.

I wish that my brother has a great time in Dublin.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #170 on: April 09, 2007, 10:22:45 PM »
Granted. In fact, he has such a great time, he starts to brag about it and you begin to realize how dull your life is.

I wish I was a panda.   ;D
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #171 on: April 09, 2007, 10:57:16 PM »
Granted. Welcome to extinction.

I wish.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #172 on: April 09, 2007, 11:13:54 PM »
Granted but all your wishes have an ironic and cruel twist added to them by the next poster.

I wish I had a spaceship
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #173 on: April 09, 2007, 11:57:36 PM »
Granted, but its inhabited by aliens that want nothing more than to sodomize you.

I wish I was a cooler guy!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #174 on: April 10, 2007, 12:20:08 AM »
Granted, you're now in charge of company ventilation.

I wish Algerianbania adopted a non-panda avatar.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #175 on: April 10, 2007, 05:55:09 AM »
Granted, they use an embarrassing picture of you as the new avatar.

I wish goldfish could talk (the crackers or the pet, I really don't care which)
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #176 on: April 10, 2007, 06:10:36 AM »
Any picture of me is quite embarrasing. ;D

Granted, but they speak Hebrew.

I wish I won't smoke all of my cigarettes today.
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Offline Dal Sharra

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #177 on: April 10, 2007, 08:50:10 AM »
I wish I had 30 posts.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #178 on: April 10, 2007, 09:06:03 AM »
Granted, but they're on another forum.

I wish I could start doing my essays soon.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #179 on: April 10, 2007, 01:15:12 PM »
Granted.  You start, but never finish.

I wish I had a pony.
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