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Offline Utaia

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Granted Wishes
« on: March 26, 2007, 07:55:10 PM »
In this thread you wish for something. The next person to post grants the wish, but corrupts it in a humorous, ironic, or diabolical way.

Example:
Poster A: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster B: Granted! You get a million dollars, but you earn it in a settlement over a freak nose-severing accident.                 I wish I lived in a huge mansion.

Poster C: Granted. But you work their as my slave.

and on and on. ill start.

i wish i had a pool filled with jello in my backyard.

« Last Edit: March 26, 2007, 07:59:14 PM by Utaia »
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2007, 08:53:43 PM »
Granted! Unfortunately its arsenic flavor and you die.

I wish I owned Canada.
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Offline Utaia

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2007, 10:15:58 PM »
Granted! But Canada gets taken over by US one week later.

I wish i had a pet moose
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2007, 08:12:38 AM »
Granted! But the pet moose has natural moose urges and your leg is the closest thing he can find to a lady moose. I wish I was an immortal, invunerable, shape shifter.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2007, 10:51:50 AM »
granted but u cn't stop shape shifting and are shunned for eternity

i wish i had the power to know everything about a subject just by wanting to know about it
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Offline Salty

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2007, 07:18:29 PM »
Granted, but you wondered one day how babies were made and found out about your own conception. :|

I want photoshop cs.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2007, 12:06:31 AM »
Granted, but it's the 5 second demo version which thanks to a bug prevents a working version from ever being installed.

I wish I had a beer.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2007, 12:35:39 AM »
Granted, but the Beer is nasty and it kills you

I wish i had Fallen Earth!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2007, 05:38:09 AM »
DENIED!




Juuuust kidding, granted, but it's actually Earth that's fallen, and it can't get up!

I wish for weapons of mass destruction.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2007, 12:12:23 PM »
y?

granted however thy r faulty and only end up blowing u up

i wish i wasn't afraid of anything
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2007, 12:20:25 PM »
I'm afraid that won't work, because even though I grant you your wish, you'll constantly be afraid of fearing something you haven't thought of before anything.

I wish for the sword of Michael.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2007, 12:28:36 PM »
hmm wot type of sword is that?

u get it but in such an unusual place its too rude to type

i hope u enjoy it

i wish all women had big breasts
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2007, 12:33:38 PM »
(Do we have to grant these wishes?)

Granted, but the change occurs when you're resting your head on a girl's chest and you snap your sexist neck.

The sword of Michael is a holy, flaming longsword, it wouldn't hurt me. That's what you get for having faith.

I wish for someone cute to cuddle right here, right now.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2007, 01:18:56 PM »
Granted - u get me (the cute part's debatable)

i'm not sexist - i was just in a rush and couldn't think of anything else to say - doesn't help tht i've played this type of game before and used up all my best ideas

i wish i hadn't offended u with my last (sexist) wish

and as for the holy flaming longsword - well, is that what they call it nowadays

i warned u about my humour and u mentioned a challenge - so lets go!
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Offline Bara

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Re: Granted Wishes
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2007, 01:27:12 PM »
i wish you 2 would shut up!
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