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Title: Electrical socket no-nos
Post by: B9 perspective on December 08, 2007, 07:50:19 AM: List things you can think of that shouldn't be stuck in an electrical socket.
tweezers
scissors
zipper pulls
tv antennae
nails
tongue
etc etc etc
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Post by: Tacolicious on December 08, 2007, 10:23:07 AM: The family pet
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 09, 2007, 06:21:38 AM: knives
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Post by: Bender1968 on December 10, 2007, 02:58:52 AM: a finger
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Post by: j delight on December 10, 2007, 06:10:28 AM: Pictures of the Virgin Mary
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 10, 2007, 08:35:31 AM: paper clips
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Post by: Miller18 on December 10, 2007, 06:48:50 PM: Bobby Pins
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Post by: Templarios on December 10, 2007, 07:48:11 PM: any other body parts
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Post by: Bara on December 10, 2007, 09:35:33 PM: Quote from: Templarios on December 10, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
any other body parts

damn. i was going to say that.
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Post by: Templarios on December 10, 2007, 10:31:29 PM: Quote from: Barakarin on December 10, 2007, 09:35:33 PM
Quote from: Templarios on December 10, 2007, 07:48:11 PM
any other body parts

damn. i was going to say that.

Only 2 hours behind me... not bad.

water
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Post by: Bara on December 10, 2007, 10:37:05 PM: a pen
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Post by: Templarios on December 10, 2007, 10:51:42 PM: Quote from: Barakarin on December 10, 2007, 10:37:05 PM
a pen

How dangerous would that be with the plastic part of certain pens?
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Post by: j delight on December 11, 2007, 01:21:49 AM: maybe it's bad for the pen.

your sister's braid
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Post by: Bara on December 11, 2007, 08:46:57 PM: your dick
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Post by: Templarios on December 11, 2007, 10:34:09 PM: Quote from: j delight on December 11, 2007, 01:21:49 AM
maybe it's bad for the pen.

your sister's braid

Could be... may have not affect at all!

Does hair conduct electricity?
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Post by: Bara on December 11, 2007, 10:35:25 PM: :shrug:
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 12, 2007, 09:37:04 AM: ::)I can't explain why I wouldn't put barakarin in an electrical socket
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Post by: Templarios on December 12, 2007, 08:46:16 PM: Quote from: B9 perspective on December 12, 2007, 09:37:04 AM
::)I can't explain why I wouldn't put barakarin in an electrical socket

Tis a fair point... hmmm
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Post by: Bara on December 12, 2007, 08:47:18 PM: ZAAAAAPPPPZZZ
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Post by: Templarios on December 12, 2007, 08:49:41 PM: Any change?
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Post by: Bara on December 12, 2007, 08:50:23 PM: ZAAAAAAPPPPPZZZZ
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 12, 2007, 10:08:33 PM: keys
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Post by: j delight on December 13, 2007, 02:47:33 AM: Quote from: Templarios on December 11, 2007, 10:34:09 PM
Quote from: j delight on December 11, 2007, 01:21:49 AM
maybe it's bad for the pen.

your sister's braid

Could be... may have not affect at all!

Does hair conduct electricity?

Is the risk of shock the ONLY reason one would not put another's hair into a socket?

A corndog stick.
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 13, 2007, 09:03:20 AM: your little sister's braces
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Post by: Bara on December 13, 2007, 10:42:26 PM: your braces
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 14, 2007, 09:32:27 AM: cheap chinese adapters ( they might melt)
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Post by: j delight on December 14, 2007, 11:22:18 PM: Quote from: Barakarin on December 11, 2007, 08:46:57 PM
your dick
Besides the fact that I don't have one, I think just the mere possibility that I could actually put my dick in a light socket is very problematic indeed.
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Post by: Bara on December 14, 2007, 11:38:34 PM: even worse: if your dick went through your vagina.
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Post by: j delight on December 15, 2007, 03:57:52 AM: Moving on...

a small plastic gecko
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 15, 2007, 07:03:25 AM: meat thermometers
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Post by: Moxsen on December 15, 2007, 07:35:03 PM: firecrackers. says it all.
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Post by: Bara on December 15, 2007, 07:43:57 PM: no it doesnt
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 16, 2007, 07:53:35 AM: faulty wired appliances
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Post by: Moxsen on December 16, 2007, 10:32:26 AM: How about, don't put firecrackers into a electrical socket because IF you cause a spark in the with some other metallic objects you might light the firecracker.

That is not funny, standing inside with explosives in your hand.
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Post by: Bara on December 16, 2007, 05:44:45 PM: :o
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 17, 2007, 03:03:51 PM: dirty q tips, don't put them anywhere other than the trash, they're disgusting...and avoid putting prechewed gum in the electrical socket too
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Post by: Bara on December 17, 2007, 08:51:43 PM: i once cleaned my ear..it was nasty.
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Post by: Kipling on December 18, 2007, 10:22:14 AM: Ill give you a list

Water
Body Parts
OTHER peoples body parts
ANIMAL body parts
Plants
USB sticks
Explosives
You big sisters best earrings
Headphones
Money
Insects (they stink real bad when the burn)
Paper

and so on
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Post by: The Empire on December 18, 2007, 05:58:11 PM: You forgot narrow metal objects :P
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Post by: Bara on December 18, 2007, 08:59:01 PM: a dead guy
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Post by: Moxsen on December 19, 2007, 06:02:23 PM: something that does one or more of the following:

Conducts Electricity.
could explode.
be set aflame.
destroys the socket so that the electrical wiring becomes visible and/or damaged.
renders the socket unable to do what it's supposed to do.
blows out all the fuses and the nearby power grid.
something that's alive
something that isn't alive but smells awful when being burnt to cinders.
hurts.

Hmmm..... That'd be about everything i can come up with.
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Post by: Bara on December 19, 2007, 09:17:23 PM: A kinfe.
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Post by: j delight on December 20, 2007, 01:44:07 AM: whipped cream... don't ask
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 20, 2007, 06:41:01 AM: salmon
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Post by: Moxsen on December 20, 2007, 09:23:53 PM: A Simon&Garfunkel CD from -97 together with some salt. Dont as why. Even i dont know. :shrug:
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 21, 2007, 07:22:19 AM: an illumined framed photo of the current Pope, he's really not very attractive.
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Post by: j delight on December 23, 2007, 08:05:12 AM: lip stick

because that shade of red doesn't suit the Pope at all
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Post by: B9 perspective on December 23, 2007, 08:47:55 AM: French sewing machines into USA sockets.
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Post by: j delight on December 24, 2007, 04:40:26 AM: French kissing said socket.