^ don't know him so I'll do GC
Random Name Generating Chinese Bureaucratic Board of Bureaucrats
After being stuck together in a room for 7 days without food and given only a bottle of dirty water
"The Chairman... He needs us for a new random name for his alliance and we need to come up with a name for the next national Brothel."
A old chinese man curses the head of the board "You Ass!!!"
"PERFECT! UASS! You're so creative, good job new bureaucrat, you won yourself a half filled bottle of dirty dirty water! Now just for the alliance.."
"Hey you young one I've been working here for 60 years!"
"He's even got good creativity in lying, Such a funny guy"
Board laughs out loud a little too insanely.
Board leader reaches for the brothel button but misses and hits the Chairman Button.
"Hello? We came up with U.A.S.S. , right... right... ok... Great!"
The board leader smiled, "We all get a piece of bread and an Ak-47!"
The board unanimously and insanely cheered yet again by dancing around the concrete room and hugging each other. A hatch opens from the top and a single loaf of moldy bread falls through. The men look at each other with glaring eyes and at once jump for the green bread devouring it all whole.
Three Ak-47s drop through the whole and as the men close the hatch multiple gunshots are heard and lots of laughing and screaming is heard afterwards.
