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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« on: June 02, 2007, 01:53:14 AM »
This is a thread to basically create a parody or poke fun at each other. Just remember though, it's all a joke, so don't get your knickers in a wad and just have fun :)

I guess I'll start by making fun of myself, then uh... the next person can make fun of me as well i suppose... then we'll be on track and the third person can make fun of the second person. :)

 CSSD actually had an extremely hard time choosing it's national bird, due to the fact that they kept geting shot down.

wow.. that was lame.... I'll just pull a Garth...

ARRRR lets get drunk and use lots of foul language ARRR!!!!
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2007, 02:13:56 AM »
In Sovereign Dixie, plantations' cash crop are pine trees, pine trees, and...rocks.
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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2007, 02:18:32 AM »
CSSD has a hard time winning the war because the soldiers drink too much whiskey with Coke before a battle, and after a battle, and between battles...

Myrorians must have the best of the best or they will complain and claim that they are already the best and don't need to change.
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2007, 02:22:11 AM »
Myroria, where you can get an aristocratic title from a box o cracker jacks!

The Talmann intelligence agency recently shut down for week, after it was discovered that the CSSD would no longer be subsidizing it's whiskey imports :P
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2007, 02:34:17 AM »
 :o Not the whiskey!!

Sovereign Dixie, where "dry" counties only sell liquer with less than 10% alcohol.
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 03:00:57 AM »
The Talmann legislative body has beseeched it's head of state for a declaration of war on the international postal system after repeatedly recieving mail addressed to the Taliban
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2007, 05:01:36 AM »
Sovereign Dixie, where the most common pastime is "spot Billy-Bob Jimbo!"

(Good luck with trying to parody Arasel.)
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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2007, 05:30:55 AM »
Dixie Classroom

The teacher spoke smashing the ruler on the black board, "Now y'all what be the 8 days of Arrraaaaselll... Billy! You come here and write 'em up boy..."

The boy slowly came up nervous.

He wrote,
1. A Mall
2. Thephatwoman
3. Jarsandkatz
4. Sifilis
5. Mamandsur
6. dIXie
7. Melsleme
8. Diana

As he walked down the teacher grabbed him by the ear, "Stop right there boy, sit on the stoll and pay attention or I swear to god almighty I'll pick 500 bushels of wheat just to teach ya boy."

She slipped a white cone hat on him and smacked him with a paddle.

"Now Cindy, can you tell me what kinduh society Arraaselll is?"

The girl stood up and spoke, "My daddy always tooold me that Araasel is full'a Heretic N!@#$rs"

The teacher spat out "Exactly kids... Heretc N!@#$rs, They worship the Devil! and the word for the Devil in Araseleese is?"

"Kani"

"Goooooooood"

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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2007, 05:46:05 AM »
Paparski: Mafia? What mafia? I do not know anything about this "mafia" of which you speak.

Ozian Senate collectively shakes it's head in agreeance, while Adara fumbles around in the background, looking for the contact lenses which Paparski promised would correct her blindness, a red laser sight points on her head, she is shot dead on the ground.

Paparski: Damed Mafia!! I told them to wait until she was *out* of the senate building...


The senate turns and looks at Paparski in a condemning fashion.

Paparski: Erm, poltergeists! That's it... er... damned *poltergeists!*

Paparski whistles nervously......
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Offline Sarrafan

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2007, 10:01:35 AM »
Sovereign Dixie, where the most taxing question on a typical persons mind is where he parked his "General Lee", and large liquor bottles are still the national musical instrument.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2007, 05:36:56 PM »
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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2007, 08:54:18 PM »
Algerianbanian: ooooh look at my mighty panda.....



.............oh no a tank.
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2007, 09:19:04 PM »
75% of PUR's population is female...and of that 75%, 1% are straight.
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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2007, 12:26:40 AM »
Long Live King/king-Eeperor/Emperor/Imperator/Empeurer/Supreme Autocrat of the Human Race Peté Tar-Ilium I!
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Offline Iadak

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2007, 01:24:04 AM »
Oh Victorious, Are you having a good victory day?

Victory Yeah!

Victory No way, is that a Victory Playstation?

Victory Whoa!

Victory No joke victory dude!

Victory Dude pull up a victory chair and have some Victory gin

Victory no victory way!

Victory way!

Victory Yeah!
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