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Offline Khem

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2007, 07:35:31 PM »
agreed.

alright kids homework:
1) search out online how to make a character for paranoia.

2)make a Red clearance citezen with one mutation and a secret society.

3)be ready to go through your sixpack very quickly.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2007, 07:37:14 PM by The Wonderful PUR »

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2007, 07:47:47 PM »
I'll PM Taco.

Teacher, do we get to work with a buddy?  *Trey scoots next to the resident Paranoia genius.*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2007, 07:58:05 PM »
yes you do! and ask all the questions you please! but from now on call me Friend Computer.

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2007, 08:41:25 PM »
Alright, Friend Computer (is FC okay?)...any recommendations as to which websites have this kind of information and explain it well, or do we just search for "Paranoia characters" in Google and hope to find something good?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2007, 09:00:37 PM »
This website has a bunch of stuff to download, if you scroll down a bit.

I'm not joining in (at the moment), just thought I'd help people out.
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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2007, 02:07:37 AM »
http://paranoia.polyatomic.org/
is a good one

http://www.friendcomputer.net/
is good for your service branch

otherwise search yourself. i am not worried about stats as they don't matter much. basicly just need service branch, mutation and secret society. this is a game for the humor so the more humorous the better.

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2007, 08:38:05 PM »
Name: Mr. D. Fenestrate-R-Bob-1
Gender: Male
Service group: Production, Logistics & Commissary [BLUE Room Caterers]

Mutant power: Teleportation
Secret society: Humanists (degree: 8)

Credits: 213

This good?
« Last Edit: July 25, 2007, 08:53:23 PM by Trey »
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2007, 08:52:37 PM »
not bad but the V before Bob should be an R as you are a Red clearance citezen.

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2007, 08:53:45 PM »
Modified...would that change any of my other attributes?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2007, 09:18:06 PM »
Service group: Production, Logistics & Commissary [InfraRed Nutrition Engineer]

Secret society: Humanists [newly initiated]

Credits: 30

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2007, 10:20:02 PM »
Name: Wesco Navik

Gender: Male

Service Group: Armed Forces,Vultre Squadron Recriters (?)

Mutant Power: Scream

Secert Society: PURGE (Degree 1)

Credits: 591
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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2007, 10:20:34 PM »
Yay!  Bara's back!
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2007, 10:21:56 PM »
did ya think i was going to leave ya?
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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2007, 10:23:55 PM »
Well, we hadn't see you in a few days; in the meantime, I entered the posts top ten...and you still have 1000+ more posts than me...grr.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Paranoia anyone?
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2007, 10:25:31 PM »
edited for you to make it more suitable to your position in the complex and so your name would be proper.

Name: Wesco-R-Nav-1

Gender: Male

Service Group: Armed Forces (InfraRed Bedchecking)

Mutant Power: Scream

Secert Society: PURGE (Degree 1)

Credits: 59

and now i want to know if anyone wants to be a registered mutant? you won't get arrested for being a mutant but the computer will trust you far less than the average troubleshooter.

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