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Offline Ranholn

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FISH WARS
« on: June 08, 2007, 12:28:22 AM »
On this day the Armies of the Salmon Forces Are declaring war against someone... they havnt decided yet who but they are doing it...

VIVA LA SALMON


ooc: this is the fish wars, pick a type of fish and then go to war, and be as fishy as you want
PSR has left the region
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 IT LIVES ON FOREVER
The start of ww1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4TKTRV4HM0
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and the russian revolution

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 02:10:38 AM »
Ve are le France Tuna! Youv pesky salmon vill never ve vwictorius!
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Offline The Empire

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2007, 06:04:56 AM »
Ve, the German bass vill conquer you all!

Ve vill make tunawursts of you french faries!

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Offline Ranholn

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2007, 11:12:19 AM »
The Great Salmon Armies sees their enemies and will make fish nibblers out of them!!!

LAUNCH THE CORAL TO CORAL MISSILES!!!
PSR has left the region
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiPqWy8ibA4

 IT LIVES ON FOREVER
The start of ww1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4TKTRV4HM0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6j4_SpM5s0
and the russian revolution

Sept 21 Third Season is a go

Offline Allama

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2007, 12:54:38 PM »
Flounder Battalion, advance!

Offline The Empire

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2007, 03:27:40 PM »
Take evaesive aaction!

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2007, 03:56:28 PM »
Engage heat-seeking caviar!  Go-go-go!

Offline The Empire

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2007, 05:49:23 PM »
Engage flight fins, ve vill take them from above!

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Offline Ranholn

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2007, 09:58:16 PM »
LAUNCH THE ANTI FLYING FISH WEAPONS

Salmon Lord Skippy has hired an elite group of jelly fish mercinaries

ATTACK MY JELLY FISH!!!!

MUAHAHAHA
PSR has left the region
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiPqWy8ibA4

 IT LIVES ON FOREVER
The start of ww1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4TKTRV4HM0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6j4_SpM5s0
and the russian revolution

Sept 21 Third Season is a go

Offline Zimmerwald

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2007, 01:51:11 AM »
Thousands upon thousands of rays block out the sun, causing the combatants to be unable to see.  Whereupon they are torn apart by hundreds of sharks.

Good day, ladies and gentlemen.   :trout:


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Offline Ranholn

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2007, 08:34:36 PM »
FIRE AT THE SHARKS

Fire Coral based artillary

BLOW THEM TO SHARK FIN SOUP
PSR has left the region
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiPqWy8ibA4

 IT LIVES ON FOREVER
The start of ww1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4TKTRV4HM0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6j4_SpM5s0
and the russian revolution

Sept 21 Third Season is a go

Offline Simple

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2007, 10:39:47 PM »
the chaos ensues...until the sun finally starts to set.
vast armies torn to chum and the scavengers begin their feasting. the tides become red, and the blood washes to the shore.
glowing jellyfish dance in the moonlight and a quiet fisherman sits in his sloop watching. a quiet breeze rustles his sails as he puffs at his tobacco.
the first mate sits on deck, mending an old net torn from a skirmish with the sailfish earlier that morning. as he spins the knots with his nimble fingers he faces starboard, and awaits the captains orders.

"Left tenant Briggs!" shouts the captain from inside the bridge. "Inform the Boatswain to slack the main sheet and raise the Jib, we're going to attempt a fly by night."
"AYE cap'n, whats our bearing?"
"south, we'll bait her while she hunts."

the left tenant carries out his orders and retires to his berth.

Hours pass and the shores diminish. they are in open waters now. tales of fish who talk to one another, temptresses of the depths, sirens and monsters, all rooted from this uncharted part of the world.
the left tenant awakes to the waves slapping against the hull, a sure sign that a storm is brewing.
thunderclaps roll in and out of the now dark night-as if the moon had been up and swallowed by this devilish storm. The captain stood on deck with his slicker, eying the waves almost obsessively.
and finally the crewman atop the crows nest spots it.
"THE PRIZE!!! HALF A LEAGUE TO PORT!!"
the captain snapped into action and wrenched the wheel from the helmsman. "ALL HANDS ON DECK!!"
 the storm Flashes and the waves list their ship to and fro, but they stay on course. the men are ready, armed to the teeth, Harpoons,Gaffs and plenty of line. All they need is the capns order. the Waves become massive, the lightning flashes and out of the depths of blackness rises the behemoth: The TAIJITU TURTLE BEAST!!!

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2007, 11:42:29 PM »
Svend in ze visha man!
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Offline Bara

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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2007, 08:15:03 PM »
PEARCH AND CROAKER HORDES, ATTACK!!!
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Re: FISH WARS
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2007, 01:43:09 AM »
Shark Band Alliance

"Hey you guys hungry? Let's go munch on that school of fighting salmon and tuna fish..."


*hit by anti-shark missiles and explode into shark fin soup

"OMG JOE NOO!!!!"

the humanity......
« Last Edit: June 15, 2007, 01:44:53 AM by Chinese Loyalist »
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