Minecraft 2015 User Warning

[bigbaldben]

WARNING to anyone planning to play on the server tonight:

My wife and kids are headed out of town until tomorrow.  I have decided the best use of this time will be to 1) drink moderately (i.e. heavily) and 2) play Minecraft.

I am a "happy drunk," so if I get into that area, I apologize in advance for: 

1) unrequited expressions of love or friendship
2) mutual expressions of love or friendship that I may not remember later
3) emphatic declarations that someone - or, more likely, everyone - is my BEST friend
4) spelling and grammatical errors
5) being even more verbose than usual

I realize that I am old, and my bedtime is usually before you guys even get on, but I thought it only appropriate to post this warning, lest I stay awake long enough to attempt to marry someone's horse or something.

Thank you for your attention.

[Bustos]

 

[Myroria]

Thanks for the silk touch pickaxe, drunkie.

[bigbaldben]

Alas, I neglected to chug, and the alcohol to time ratio stayed in the buzz range only.  I am out of practice binge drinking.

And you're welcome.