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Offline bigbaldben

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Minecraft 2015 User Warning
« on: May 09, 2015, 05:28:09 PM »
WARNING to anyone planning to play on the server tonight:

My wife and kids are headed out of town until tomorrow.  I have decided the best use of this time will be to 1) drink moderately (i.e. heavily) and 2) play Minecraft.

I am a "happy drunk," so if I get into that area, I apologize in advance for: 

1) unrequited expressions of love or friendship
2) mutual expressions of love or friendship that I may not remember later
3) emphatic declarations that someone - or, more likely, everyone - is my BEST friend
4) spelling and grammatical errors
5) being even more verbose than usual

I realize that I am old, and my bedtime is usually before you guys even get on, but I thought it only appropriate to post this warning, lest I stay awake long enough to attempt to marry someone's horse or something.

Thank you for your attention.

Offline Bustos

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Re: Minecraft 2015 User Warning
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2015, 11:54:13 PM »
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Minecraft 2015 User Warning
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2015, 03:12:31 PM »
Thanks for the silk touch pickaxe, drunkie.
"I assure you -- I will be quite content to be a mere mortal again, dedicated to my own amusements."

Offline bigbaldben

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Re: Minecraft 2015 User Warning
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2015, 03:34:19 PM »
Alas, I neglected to chug, and the alcohol to time ratio stayed in the buzz range only.  I am out of practice binge drinking.

And you're welcome.