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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3120 on: October 15, 2007, 02:38:44 PM »
*Calls the authorities*

Yes, I'd like to report that I have a gnome fetish..... yes..... uh huh..... alrighty... sounds good *hangs up*

They're sending more gnomes!  :wb: :whip:
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3121 on: October 15, 2007, 10:33:28 PM »
Gnomes...

*gets a idea, and runs out of the traven*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3122 on: October 16, 2007, 04:20:01 AM »
Oh god Bara.
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3123 on: October 16, 2007, 05:10:42 AM »
took long enough....
* Wonderful Neil! tosses a gnome at the tacoman.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3124 on: October 16, 2007, 01:33:52 PM »
Drunkenly slurring from across the bar, Alana shouts over, "Have I ever told you guysh about Benny the Dwarf?  An ol' friend a' the fam'ly he wash..."
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3125 on: October 16, 2007, 07:22:34 PM »
*comes back with a saw*

Alright, heres my idea. First, we go to some woods, chop down the trees, and make gonmes for Taco. While he is...doing whatever he does, we sneak into his house, and steal all of his tacos. Whos with me?!

And Al, i think Taco has a david bowie satue at his house...

Neil, he has bondage stuff.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3126 on: October 16, 2007, 07:38:15 PM »
Well, normally I'd ask what's in it for me, but you know what they say - 'a good taco is its own reward'

So, yeah, I'm in.

*grabs an axe*

Trust me, axes are much more fun than saws.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3127 on: October 16, 2007, 07:47:22 PM »
*Grabs a chainsaw*

alright then, lets go!

*Runs off to find the nearest woods*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3128 on: October 16, 2007, 07:54:55 PM »
Man, I totally forgot about chainsaws. Coolest tool ever.

*swaps his axe for a chainsaw and follows Bara*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3129 on: October 16, 2007, 07:57:31 PM »
*chops down the forest, and makes them into gnomes with larry*

Alright then, now, to give them to taco.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3130 on: October 16, 2007, 08:05:51 PM »
I've just realised this plan isn't very environmentally friendly, but whatever.

*delivers the gnomes anonymously to Taco in the Tavern, so as not to raise suspicion*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3131 on: October 16, 2007, 08:07:34 PM »
*hops into a truck, honking the horn at larry8

Come on, come on...
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3132 on: October 16, 2007, 08:18:34 PM »
*jumps into the passenger seat*

Calm down, I'm coming.

So...do you know how to drive one of these?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3133 on: October 16, 2007, 08:23:17 PM »
Of course

*Backs up, and busts down the wall of the traven*

See? I know how to go in revere.

*Drives forward and runs over a old lady*

And i know how to go forward.

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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3134 on: October 16, 2007, 08:24:37 PM »
Good enough for me. Drive on!

Actually, hold on. Where are we going?
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