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Offline Land of Thought and Flow

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Nightvale Quotes- Your daily dose of amusing saddness
« on: June 23, 2015, 03:06:49 AM »

Today it seems you have joined me to kickback and think deeply about Nightvale, or specifically quotes from Nightvale

For those of you that do not know- Nightvale is an extremely popular podcast, It is darkly humorous and focuses around the surreal events of Nightavale, a dessert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep
Bassically it's about the community radio station of a strange dessert town, as the charismatic radio host- Cecil Palmer- guides you through the events of Nightvale with his deep smooth voice

One of the things Nightvale is most famous for is it's amazing writing, and there are times either when Cecil is rambling about or even in the episode's proverb that some truly inspiring or ridiculous quotes are said
So let this be an archive and appreciation to these quotes

"Your existence is not impossible, but it's also unlikely."

"May you find love. May you find it, wherever it's been hidden. May you find who has been hiding it, and exact revenge upon them."

"There is a thin semantic line, separating weird and beautiful. And that line is covered, in jellyfish."

"One day, you will discover you're purpose. And then you will tell no one. And then you will die"

"Saying that it's your blood makes you sound really possessive. I like to think that it's our blood."

"Fear is consciousness plus life. Regret is attempt to avoid what has already happened. Toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp."

"Monday would like you to leave it alone. It is not its fault that you are emotionally unprepared for your professional lives."

"Alligators, can they kill your children? Yes."

"When life seems dangerous and unmanageable just remember that it is, and that you can't survive forever."

"We understand so much, but the sky beyond those lights - mostly void, partially stars- that sky reminds us we don't understand even more."

"Ask your doctor if right is left for you?"

"Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not chalk and theory."

"Talk to the hand. The hand is lonely and needs company. What are you up to? How's work? You look great. You want some tea?"

"Eating meat is a difficult moral decision. Because it's stolen. That meat. You should apologize."

"The past is gone, and cannot harm you any more. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present."

"In breaking news- the sky"

"Time is weird. So is space, I hope ours match up again someday."

"There's a monster under your bed. A monster at your window. A monster any place you imagine one. You project your monsters on the world."

"Look to the north. Keep looking. There's nothing coming from the south."

"90% of your body is water. 6% percent is delusion. 4% is lies."

"Today is the last day of your life up to this point."

"If I said you have a beautiful body, would it even matter because we are so insignificant in this vast incomprehensible universe?"

"If you love someone, set them free. Set them free now. This is the police, and we have you surrounded."

"The past was fiction, and the consequences were a choice."

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body, and then being replaced by pain. Lots of pain."

"Look to the sky, you will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about."

This is probably enough for now. You are not ready yet.
But I hope you all enjoyed this.
And remember-
« Last Edit: June 23, 2015, 03:08:22 AM by Land of Thought and Flow »

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